A Beaste Moste Fowle

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[s0ftpillow]

Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

[zebruh]

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[lokaror]

[mammalidentifier]

Collared peccary (Dicotyles tajacu). Despite their appearance, peccaries aren’t closely related to old world pigs, having diverged from them about 40 million years ago. For comparison, that’s around the same time bears, pinnipeds (seals, sea lions and walruses) and canids diverged from their most recent shared ancestor!

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[ferncloud]

im here for you

[catsofyore]

Two stylish pals. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[fowle-beaste]

Longest running mutual just deactivated, in shambles

[thatsbelievable]

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[phoxxent]

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

[shoudesuka-mechadork]

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

[anybodyandsomebody]

The most ambitious crossover

[ghost-cassette]

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

[ladymaplecourt]

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

[superpixie]

@britonell your tags I’m dying xD

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[vampantheon]

peace and love on planet fucking earth

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #its ok bc there is a girl out there doing voice training and her mort impression is getting better. its all connected. dont worry /End ID]

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a t cg c t a a gt a ca T a t . t a a c a ca t t. t a a a a g. t taa t a

Closest match: Troglohyphantes excavatus genome assembly, chromosome: 4

(image source)

[adhd-alien]

What if I’m just bad at relationships?

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[polarissar]

Bro is tired

[illufinch]

march, my bird army

[illufinch]

the army grows