like angels put in hell by god

♱ Lier/Alex | 21 | he/any 🏳️‍⚧️ | @/venomvellocet's alt | usually inactive on this acc ♱

[papayajuan2019]

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

[sardonyxlestrange]

ITS OCTOBER EVE YALL VAMPIRE SEASON IS COMINGGG

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[jaimeroyalrobertson-deactivated]

LMFAO

[molabuddy]

really enjoyed the imagery of this post..

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[becdecorbin]

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[not-your-lawyer]

“Was this book bad or was I simply lacking enough life experience to appreciate the narrative when I read it” : an award-winning followup

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[youfindgodinpain]

Well...at least there is friendship and music and critical theory and jerking off and RPF

[maidthings]

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

[demilypyro]

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

[maidthings]

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

[angel-0f-filth]

[sycamorality]

i will never be normal about The Character. hope this helps 💖

[schlarklezyaoi]

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

[schlarklezyaoi]

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

[schlarklezyaoi]

are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[schlarklezyaoi]

w. what the fuck is the incest fandom

[schlarklezyaoi]

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

[schlarklezyaoi]

now are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[valtsv]

big fan of inversions of symbols of power. the leash claims ownership over the one who holds the chain as much as the one who wears it. the one who places the crown upon your head can also take it from you. with age comes experience but with youth the superior physical strength to overpower you. the sword is double-edged and cuts both ways.

[valtsv]

and needless to say. i can eroticise it.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sometimes it has to be a book. sometimes it has to be a movie. if you try to make it something else, it's not the same story anymore.

[adampvrrish]

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

[crystal-leopards]

You had to say it like that

[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

[valtsv]

i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised

[valtsv]

this is my campaign promise to you