i guess that this must be the place

jason ; 26 ; we r so back

[paxamericana]

[powerfulwizard]

Bro you just posted a chubby cat wearing a cowboy hat! Fame and fortune is right down your doorstep!

[powerfulwizard]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[pointnclick]

how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

[arctrooperfivesass]

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

[arctrooperfivesass]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

[polishhammer83]

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

[uniocto]

tom jones fucked all of our moms

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[arthicat]

Can someone explain this to me?

[thescotchinthenorth-deactivated]

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

[weedle-testaburger]

Basically, ask why they like it. If they like it because they think it’s well-written and made, you’re probably good. But if they want to be like Walter White, or Tyler Durden, or Rick Sanchez, or Alex DeLarge, or Holden Caulfield: yeah, RUN.

[callsigndreadfrost]

Finally I can reblog this post.

[lord-kitschener]

This also goes for Mad Men, run like hell from any guy who identifies with/idolizes Don Draper

[aphony-cree]

“It’s a satire. Many don’t get that… My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me ‘Fight Club’ is his favorite movie, I told her never to talk to Max again.” David Fincher, director of Fight Club 

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

if you haven’t been addicted to anything or haven’t had someone you’re close to be addicted to anything you lead a very privileged life and i would recommend keeping your mouth shut on how to deal with it

[kaiju-kisser]

Holy shit

[probablyasocialecologist]

[thepeoplesmanifesto]

Billionaire Philanthropist is such an oxymoron

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

“Progress happens one funeral at a time.”

[adaswordlace]

[beatriceoftheday]

Garden Wall fans as soon as September begins

[brightlotusmoon]

[ice-block]

It’s better that is actually isn’t an edited screenshot

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[godlessondheimite]

One time I was blasting Merrily We Roll Along on the bus and some guy walked over and said “Merrily We Roll Along was a sorry flop that couldn’t even last a month. You should listen to REAL musical theater like Hamilton.” So I said “Let me tell you something about history. Merrily We Roll Along might have had a disappointing original run but it’s beloved by fans today and it’s appreciated for what it is, flaws and all. Jason Robert Brown cites it as one of the inspirations for The Last Five Years. Yeah, the same musical that Lin-Manuel Miranda references  at the end of “Say No To This.” You can’t cut down the tree of Merrily We Roll Along without cutting down its branches.”

The guy was speechless and he tried to act like he never said anything and started going back to his seat but I wasn’t done yet.

 “Also this cast recording I’m listening to? It’s City Center Encores starring Colin Donnell, Celia Keenan-Bolger and, that’s right. Lin-Manuel Miranda.”

The whole bus burst into applause and a perfectly harmonized “Our Time.”

[godlessondheimite]

how does this have 616 notes? it’s obviously fake because i would never listen to the encores recording