ask nicely

bubungo

[mellie-mp3]

[franknicely]

imagine there's no uncles

it's easy if you try

your parents have no brothers

your dad's the only guy

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[pankendev]

i think more things should be illegal

[viralfrog]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

[railroadsoftware]

dragon ball z was so good i wouldnt even consider it an anime. it was more like a documentary it was so good

[pryathis]

Terrible imo.

Dragged fights on for literally 10 episodes, same storyline over and over again, plot armor a mile thick.

[railroadsoftware]

goku did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

[apolladay]

If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?

Yes (put it in the tags please I'm curious)

No

I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate

Voting ended onApr 18

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[pierppasolini]

Blue Velvet (1986) // dir. David Lynch

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

🐎

🦀

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

🐎

🐎

Remaining time: 16976 days 16 hours

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Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[franknicely]

Paradise has mountains that take a lifetime

To climb

In dreams, I fly above them

I'm haunted by what I saw last night

On angelic highways, waiting in the darkness

I'm on a speeding train

I stick my head out of the carriage window

My cheeks inflate, my eyes become watery

Whoosh, my head is severed

(Will you stay a little longer...?)

[striders]

one of my coworkers has a sign up that usually says “SEE THE GOOD” but earlier this week the “GOOD” fell off and the spacing is really weird so every day when i get off the elevator i run into this sign that looks like it just says “SEETHE” and it’s like. yeah man. we’re at work. i WILL seethe, thanks.

[franknicely]

this new year's tiktok trend is spending 40 hours on designing cute vouchers to reward yourself for completing 5 minute tasks instead of spending 5 minutes completing said tasks

[sugarspicetwins]

[cachyos-official]

Year of the linux desktop?

[degenezijde]