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Jaguars swimming

may i offer you a tank of dinguses in this trying time?

That. That's the face. If you make THAT FACE hard enough and correctly, kind of pulling a long face while squinching up as well, you will valve your nostrils shut hands-free. Watertight.

roach-works

i love that they all just churn each other under while paddling

fleshmonger

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

hometoursandotherstuff

The City of Portland Bureau of Supernatural Containment?

fictionz

@ominous-signs

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

teathattast

singinbluebird

pineapple-dildos

coffee-without-anesthetics

sandmandaddy69

harzilla

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

valtsv

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

valtsv

a hoe never gets lyme disease

perditionsflames

spelldealer

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

unashamedly-enthusiastic

It's been 5 years.

radical-revolution

theprideful-deactivated20251201

this man is the one true ally

americann-idiot

SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING

nevereacheaven

CC:

Brother: What does the order mean?

Person filming: They/she?

Brother (increasingly frantic): Yeah but I’m, I don’t wanna fuck it up. Is it— what does that mean you said she/they and then you said “oh wait no use they/she,” which one do I use?

Person filming: They- they more than she.

Brother: Oh god

[laughter from the person filming]

Brother: Okay, like, how- how much more though? Is it like if- do I- am I being an asshole if I say, like, they maybe like 4 times and she 2 times?

[more laughter]

Brother continued: Or is it like, 60-40? 65-35?