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thememedaddy

furryprovocateur

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

pinyatapix

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

ladyshinga

infectiouspiss

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

moniquill

anxietyproblem

paramoregf

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

paramoregf

need her url

innerchildabortionclinic

long sleeves to protect themselves is crazy😭😭

hotvampireadjacent

I feel like I’m losing my mind. I’m more surprised about the co workers that just. Did nothing?????????????

afeelgoodblog

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

pea-gravel

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

durnesque-esque

Article here | Organization here

unpretty

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

fourstarsandahamster

why are we sleeping on this

radiofreederry

punkitt-is-here

this is cinema

natus-ex-astris

Pause this on each screen, because there's stuff in here I wasn't aware of and I'm sure I'm not the only one. This isn't just cinema, this is free education and I'm grateful for it.

n0turgothgirlfriend

I took screenshots

tumblr put them in reverse chronological for some reason

tiktoksformyfriends

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

thetomska

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn't have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

mortimermcmirestinks

thank you for showing this to me, famous youtuber and comedy icon TomSka

sandmandaddy69

cryptvokeeper

pirateprincessjess

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

dietspam16

clownboybebop

avatar-gifs

Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu

avatrashh

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

avatarsymbolism

…Shit, you’re right.

That spin he does. That is an airbendery move.

onebunpunshow-deactivated202212

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

dr-algernop-deactivated20220313

This shows attention to detail was unreal.

dragongyrlwren

Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.

agent-of-empathy-deactivated202

the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice

supreme-leader-stoat

Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.

yourladyindank

Everyone else: The spice of variety! The four elements make mine stronger! Ballerina time!

Toph:….meTal….bendy bendy

that-catholic-shinobi

take into account that Toph might not be able to take other bending styles into her own. Because those styles (especially fire and air) require you to lift your feet off the ground and for Toph she would lose her way of connecting to the world like he’s used too.

Toph took earthbending, made it her bitch, and made it adapt to her needs as a disabled person.

lightning-crown

oh shit you right.

memeuplift

amateur-forklift-driver

@markscherz

markscherz

Harold is a Ceratophrys cranwelli.

ifyouknowmeirlgoaway

#i appreciate that you have a picture of a chonk frog#you learn the chonk frog is named harold#and then the curator of reptiles at the national history museum of denmark (seriously) weighs in at the bottom#to identify harold's species#you can't get this kind of content anywhere else

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive

@markscherz isn't just the curator of reptiles at the national history museum of Denmark - he's also a field researcher responsible for the scientific discovery of a number of Madagascan reptile and amphibian species! This man is Living the Fuckin' Dream, and here he is on tumblr telling us about it. This is nerd heaven. Nerdvana, if you will.

markscherz