hospital

we fix dead/dying people

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Every night the voices come closer

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Last night the shadows seemed thicker then usual

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I'm hearing movement

[hospital-offical]

yea hi can u come here

like now

thats not good

seriously get over here

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[theemeralddragonking]

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

[awakened-void-deity]

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

[man-offical]

men DO NOT support ICE ok?

[hospital-offical]

hospitals DO NOT support ICE

[john-doe-offical]

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

[trustworthyadvice-offical]

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

[john-doe-offical]

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10

[john-doe-offical]

um

Are we counting down the days to your death?

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

9

[trustworthyadvice-offical]

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

8

[evil-hospital-offical]

7

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

7

[john-doe-offical]

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

6

[hospital-offical]

+3 health

(please work please work)

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

5

[john-doe-offical]

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

4

[hospital-offical]

NOBODY REBLOG THIS ANYMORE OKAY?

[john-doe-offical]

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

[trustworthyadvice-offical]

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

[john-doe-offical]

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10

[john-doe-offical]

um

Are we counting down the days to your death?

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

9

[trustworthyadvice-offical]

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

8

[evil-hospital-offical]

7

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

7

[john-doe-offical]

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

6

[hospital-offical]

+3 health

(please work please work)

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[sharks-are-better-than-people]

childline is for under 18s in the uk struggling with mental health, got 1-2-1 text chat, calling (number is 0800 1111), emailing + bsl video calls

shout is another uk helpline and you can text them on 85258

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"There is so much of me that isn’t my shame, there is so much of me that isn’t my painful mind. There is so much of me that isn’t dissapointed. There is so much of me that is miraculous ladybug. There is so much of me that is writing. There is so much of me that is laughing at a message my friend sent. There is so much of me that craves to paint even tho I’m bad with a paintbrush. There is so much of me that sings, a larger part than the one that says my voice is mediocre. And that part the one that raises its volume in the shower does not deserve to die."

-anonymous

#995

[dduane]

KOSA again, with a different name… and they’re trying to sneak it past you before July 4th. CALL YOUR REPS!

The KIDS Act Would Require Age Checks To Get Online

Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation p

Like the man said…the shadow takes another form and ruses again. Time to make some calls and let them know we’re watching.

[fremedon]

Just called my senator and the aide said "Yeah, you're not the first person we've heard from about this today." It is 9:45 in the morning and she already had that weary tone.

So keep calling--the needle is moving!

[evil-man-offical]

Because so many people want to join the evil officalverse i have decided that this is the post you will use to join

Just reblog and answer these questions and I'll decide if you will be accepted

1. Do you have evil in your name?

2. are you an offical of some kind?

3. Do you like fish?

4. Do you like corn?

6. What are your EVIL deeds?

[evil-hospital-offical]

1. yes

two—yes

3). no

#4: yes

number six: we "fix" alive/living people

[evil-man-offical]

Perfect score across the board

[evil-hospital-offical]

hell yeah

see that gary?

told you i can be useful

[hospital-offical]

nobody here is named gary.

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"to give someone else a reason"

-anonymous

#993

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[hospital-offical]

dear gnomes please no

[rainbowppl]

[metamorphosisofthespirit]

That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

[aquatixwitch]

Whoa what the fuck.

Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:

[thisblogded-deactivated20220319]

stay safe

[safitheartist]

REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

when they think we’re mutilating ourselves to the point that they pose as SRS doctors and literally mutilate us for their agenda. cis ppl don’t forget this

topsurgery.net is a site with lots of before + after pics categorised by surgeon. I encourage everyone with other resources on srs surgeons and their results to share them here, for mtf/mtx surgeries too please

[ktkat99]

Pick one to subject your blorbo to and pass it on

A peaceful uninterrupted nap in a meadow

Caught in the rain with no umbrella, phone, or jacket

Finally being able to accept that they're worthy of love and care

A tight warm hug from someone that makes them feel all better

Endless nightmares until they're desperate for sleep but can't close their eyes

Bleeding out in the snow

Trying to hide an injury but collapsing in front of their team

Trying to hide an injury but collapsing in front of the enemy

Their feelings being reciprocated, then finding out it was as a prank

Hanahaki disease but they refuse to confess their love and risk the friendship

Voting ended onJun 22

[hospital-offical]

hey honey!

my kids keep doing crazy shit so thank you for helping them out!!

do you want a cuppa and a biscuit??

- @mum-offical

uhm

ma'am, you're very kind, but this is a hospital

we can't just accept food from random people

[murderous-goose]

the post u tagged me in was marked as mature, what is it talking about?

it was marked as mature by staff, prob bca they dont want people to see it

its about trans people getting banned for no reason and also a peaceful inactivity protest on the 13th and 14th of june

here's the post

it might be more effective to tag people in this so they actually read it, so i'm gonna do that

still read the post if ur seeing this tho

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @satan-offical @man-offical @murder--offical @i-am-a-fish @pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical + idk who else to tag but thats the reblogs' job

[killer-offical]

hey man youre like rly hot

-@bounty-hunter-offical IN CHARACTER

oh thanks. I know

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no man like your temperature

it’s 98.6 degreees

…Celsius.

[killer-offical]

what

[bounty-hunter-offical]

go to the @hospital-offical

or the @doctor-offical OR THE @sketchy-doctor-offical

[killer-offical]

I will...

[hospital-offical]

HOLY SHIT

ER

EMERGENCY ROOM

RIGHT NOW

[killer-offical]

I'm completely fine

[hospital-offical]

NUH UH

[killer-offical]

hey man youre like rly hot

-@bounty-hunter-offical IN CHARACTER

oh thanks. I know

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no man like your temperature

it’s 98.6 degreees

…Celsius.

[killer-offical]

what

[bounty-hunter-offical]

go to the @hospital-offical

or the @doctor-offical OR THE @sketchy-doctor-offical

[killer-offical]

I will...

[hospital-offical]

HOLY SHIT

ER

EMERGENCY ROOM

RIGHT NOW

[hospital-offical]

its officalverse day

get 99.89% off your healthcare if u buy it from @business-man-offical today

[business-man-offical]

…I work for the hospital?… UHM UH YES YES IT IS VERY DISCOUNTED TODAY

[hospital-offical]

you do now

*handshake*

you've got yourself (another[?]) job