If This Is A Meat Market, I’m Grade-A Prime Rib

Alexandra; 1987; She/Her; Brain is mostly the piccolo descant in “Stars and Stripes Forever”; And Margie’s at the Lincoln Park Inn

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[lesilkeness]

— meryl streep photographed by theo westenberger (1982)

[clairenovvak]

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

[berkeleygirl3]

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[eesirachs]

what religion are you?

god torments me

[captcutshaw]

big fan of these official ads that look like slash fanzine illustrations

[justsayfkit]

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[karenandwriting]

the feminine urge to add trauma to a character the way you add sugar to your coffee (which is a hell of a lot for me btw)

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[prova275]

Oldsmobiling… 1959 Dynamic 88 and trailer

[luxfuxxvii]

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

[coloursteelsexappeal]

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek Voyager "Faces"

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians