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she/her | 25

[pinkguts]

i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight

[angelnumber27]

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

[targetedknowledge]

[spiralfucker]

We should start making men balance a ball on their nose like a sea lions do 🤤📈

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ryebreadgf]

time spent loving will never be time wasted. even if that love ends. i have to believe this or i will go crazy. signed by. girl

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[nge13]

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[wetheurban]

"I'm sure about you" is a love language.

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[urcadelimabean]

I had a dream recently that I was getting all of my ingredients ready to make a delicious vegetable soup while the broth was being warmed on the stove on low. When I came back, there were TWO small capybaras in my soup pot bathing in the broth. In the dream, I was infuriated. But it’s a very cute image and someone should draw it.

[urcadelimabean]

[skyweeper]

[snapscube]

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands

[fadedlovemp3]

i want what they have.