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im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

yoon-ity

Why the fuck do you know this

narwhalsarefalling

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

squirrelstone

Had they never seen green tea?

narwhalsarefalling

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

gostaks

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party

narwhalsarefalling

alan i know about soda not green tea

cheap-pink-mints

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

narwhalsarefalling

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

cheap-pink-mints

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago.

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them.

narwhalsarefalling

this is amazing thank you

porterr-robinson

kitchenwitchupinthisbitch

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

nobrashfestivity

David and Katie Urry, Flying Birds, 1960s

raptorific

I’m practically begging you all to learn what “twink” means

lesbianshepard

biglawbear

This took ten years off my life

freshtoastymemes

yes i'm a twink

yes i'm straight

we exist 😤

fuckyeah2000s

ghostlybelladonnas

there they are, the two genders.

madsciences

Whenever someone tries to claim that evolution is a lie, I send them a picture of platybelodon.

1. It’s an excellent example of transitional evolution.

2. It’s a mess who would intentionally do this and why

3. It makes them piss themselves a little.

“Evolution is just a theory-”

taigas-den

Oh good god

spinningorigins

I couldn’t help but wonder what this absolute bastard of a skull would look like, and

I was not disappointed. But I was terrified.

darkenedyeastextract

OK but what is fucking killing me is that this whole argument, while brilliant, is this:

dude-of-electricity

@cooolgnome

afeelgoodblog

blessed_playlist

catchymemes

bigballerpeachcobbler

Wow !!

ffireplaceishot

Vape hard little man

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Dragon

prokopetz

In principle, I understand that how old names “sound” is purely a function of their popularity when that particular generation was born; for example, if I think a name sounds middle-aged, this reflects nothing more than the fact that the name in question was a popular baby name 40-50 years ago.

In practice, this means I’d have to accept that there was a time when “Grant” sounded like a name for babies, and emotionally I’m just not prepared for that.

badjokesbyjeff

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.

“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

see-y0u-space-c0wb0y

jeff, change your url

pyrrhiccomedy

I see a lot of posts about people feeling embarrassed, like, about everything, all the time, being embarrassed is I guess a huge part of some people’s lives. well listen

my girlfriend left her shoes in the middle of the living room floor, so I hid them in the oven drawer. because I thought it was a drawer that you could like–store things in?? I don’t know, I somehow made it to this point in my life without knowing that the fire happens in there. then I forgot I’d done it, and like, two days went by.

so the next time we went to make dinner, the shoes caught on fire.

then the oven caught on fire

then our whole house was full of black smoke

then the NYC firefighters had to come out to our apartment. there were like six of them.

half the people in our building came out of their apartments to find out what was going on, and if they were going to die or if they needed to evacuate their cats or something

and then an actual, New-York’s-finest firefighter looked me wearily in the eyes and said “try not to keep shoes in your oven” as he left.

and now we need a new oven.

and I would say that I felt…mild embarrassment? I experienced a patina of chagrin. “whoops,” I thought to myself, as the firefighters tromped off and the firetruck drove off into the night. “I should probably have known that about oven drawers.” then I bought my girlfriend a new pair of shoes, since I’d burned her old shoes. then we ordered a pizza.

if I can not feel embarrassed about that, I hope you guys can take heart.

featherbee

Serious question: What is an oven drawer?

pyrrhiccomedy

I mean come on, it just looks like a drawer, right

spacetimeandcoffee-deactivated2

Isn’t that where the pots and pans go?

pyrrhiccomedy

I definitely remember pots and pans getting stored in the drawer of the oven we had when I was growing up. so I figured, okay, that’s a drawer for putting stuff in. key detail I guess: pots and pans are fireproof

unlike shoes

geardrops

GUYS

THAT’S THE FUCKING BROILER

OH MY GOD

fromadiewithlove-deactivated201

Not always the broiler actually. Sometimes it is just a drawer. My aunt keeps snack foods in there (Oreos, Cheetos, the shit she doesn’t want people to know she eats) and her oven has never caught on fire.

So this is handy information for me to start inspecting the oven of every place I ever move into from now until eternity.

geardrops

fair enough but i feel like if shoes go in and fire comes out it’s probably the broiler