Myself in five years? I haven’t thought that far ahead

She/Her - Master procrastinator - Wasting away in an endless sea of fandoms

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[t-valentines]

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[jabberwockypie]

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

[bramble-berries]

the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

[captain-cargoshorts]

do you get upset when a field isn't ready for harvest at all times? your seeds are doing mysterious things in the dirt. but you have to leave them hidden in the dirt or they won't grow

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[somecunttookmyurl]

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

[fade-steppin]

[somecunttookmyurl]

[somecunttookmyurl]

you. you get it.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[dailycatsblog]

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[horizon-penblade]

the inner turmoils of my mind do not have embedded location data

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.

[hyperlexichypatia]

We should start asking that question of all people who enjoy fiction.

Why are you watching a mystery instead of going to a real clifftop mansion and killing your long‐lost aunt for her secret inheritance?

Why are you reading Moby Dick when you could let a real whale eat your leg?

Why are you watching Pokémon when you could fight a real pigeon?

[the-haiku-bot]

We should start asking

that question of all people

who enjoy fiction.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[crystalcxke]

🦇🦇

Vampire boiiii

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[reticent-vampire]

Interview with the vampire 2.06

[solarian-butch]

never getting over the lil nose kiss Louis gives Armand (also, WHY have someone walk in front of the camera right then?? diabolical. is it for thematic significance? probably. but also, evil. don't disrupt their fluff.)