I'm Beautifully Tragic.

This is a mess. Chaos. A random collection of things on my mind. Or things that I love. Or things that are funny. But all things me.

[friendsinaffliction]

[celestsial]

things toddlers and i have in common

[ineptshieldmaid]

- don’t WANNA go to bed - why get dressed when I could keep playing in my pjs??? - I’m very tired and therefore I HATE YOU

[soiscrewedmycompanions]

- just five more minutes - I haven’t eaten and I’m hungry so I’m going to cry about it

[lowerclass-uppercase]

-needs cookies and juice to function -will cry if yelled at

[thewitebear]

-wants to pet every animal I see -excited about stickers

[shanology]

- could happily exist on nothing but macaroni and cheese

[huffpost]

[crappy-deity-deactivated2019091]

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

[thememorycardisfull]

The Answer

[canklequeen-deactivated20120513]

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

[pregnat4-deactivated20120703]

i am the 1%

[faithlehanemademegay]

dumbass you mean 0.1%

[strangeparker]

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

[theoreocat]

[theoreocat]

Now I wonder what Alice would think of this tea party?

[just-shower-thoughts]

I went from being an awkward teen who thought nobody wanted to talk to him, to a cynical adult who hopes nobody wants to talk to him.

[weloveshortvideos]

#notrustissues

[norcani]

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

[thelovejournals]

I love you – I do – but I am afraid of making that love too important. Because you’re always going to leave me…We can’t deny it. You’re always going to leave.

David Levithan, Every Day (via thelovejournals)

[austinkleon]

How to read more. Here are books I’ve written. Here are of books I like.

[theonion]

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

[thebestoftumbling]

[zombiemiki]

Ditto Transformation promotion - featuring Pikachu, Clefairy, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle (kind of).

These plush will come out on March 26th

[bombing]

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

[aphony-cree]

Scully from the other side of the bed: Mulder go to sleep

[wnq-writers]

The saddest thing is, I’d do it all over again. I’d let him break me as many times as he pleases, just to feel passionate about something for once in my life. I’d let him use me and treat me and treat me like trash. Because i love him. I love every bit of him. And if being his trash meant just a sliver of him loved me, i’d gladly throw myself away.

miarite, a part of my soul for somebody who doesn’t want it. (via wnq-writers)