/tp ItsJustAlexa penis_zone

Alexa He/him

[froggy-alexa]

I log back in for the first time in years and the only message I have is from a porn bot

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

[nerdismyhobby]

@novafoxehh

[dovewithscales]

What?

[icarus-found-you]

[icarus-found-you]

It his day.

[hebbez]

10 years of CALVIN

[meticulousmaker]

[queensparklekitten]

piamond dickaxe

[queensparklekitten]

wait

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

[lezbianz]

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

[burglarsonarceny]

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[captcutshaw]

6 fictional characters I (kinda) relate to (thanks @cinemaandallthat for tagging me!) 

1) James Hathaway (Lewis)

2) Sundance Kid (Butch and Sundance) (this isn’t self indulgence, my sister told me to put this one lol)

3) Hooper (Jaws) 

4) Mr Pink (Reservoir Dogs) (disclaimer: I support tips) 

5) Max Rockatansky (Mad Max) (not bc he’s cool. bc he’s tired.) 

6) Clark (The Thing) (just because…….dogs) (Windows is also a big mood)

Anyone can do it but I’ll just tag @meme-streets @froggy-alexa and @dragonsurge109

[froggy-alexa]

Kirishima Eijiro from My hero academia!

Chihiro Fujisaki from Danganronpa!

Fuck i don’t watch anything

Mrs Brown from paddington i guess?

One day i will be Uncle Iroh from The last airbender

absolutely not someone i can relate to but someone i aspire to look like, Nekomaru Nidai!

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

[satis-eloquentiae]

tagged by: @boystyle

rules: tag 5 people you want to get to know better

relationship status: i have a wonderful fantastic girlfriend who i love vvv much shes the besti love her

3 fav foods: minestrone soup, pad see ew, nectarines 

song stuck in my head: don’t lets start by they might be giants

last song i listened to: acolyte by slaughter beach, dog

last thing i googled: pogchamp bc i had to explain to my dad why him calling the passion fruit + orange + guava juice ‘pog’ made me cry 

time: 6:45 pm

dream trip: okay so like greece spend time in greece then hit italy rome especially then go france and then england and then ireland thats the dream i really really would like

anything i want: i always end up being true neutral in every form of alignment test i take, even to the point where im true neutral on my aptitude test (”””blended energizer liaison””””” whyyy)

tagging: @son-of-crows-and-rats @countrygraintakemedown @pan-gya @kingtysonsworld @punksand

[gyaa-fish]

tagged by @satiseloquentiaesapientiaeparum

rules: tag 5 people you want to get to know better

relationship status: single (lol)

3 fav foods: sourdough bread, black beans, nectarines (eve we’re twinning)

song stuck in my head: q by powapowa-p

last song i listened to: q by powapowa-p (hence why its in my head)

last thing i googled: kokonose haruka (for drawing refs, also cuz he’s cute)

time: 7:11pm

dream trip: my friends and i planned to go to disneyland this summer as a last hurrah before college, but obviously that didnt happen, but i still wanna go with them at some point

anything i want: uhhh no quite sure what this means, but rn i want my friend to get ac so i can watch anime with him again

tagging: @alartes-draws, @obsidianmage3, @sunflova, @bogmachine, @thegayneighborhoodcannibal

[vakonawaa]

Tagged by @pan-gya !! Ty!!

Rules: tag 5 people you wanna get to know better

Relationship status: single lmaooo

3 fave foods: mangoes, curry, and sinigang

Song stuck in my head: kismet by XIX

Last song I listened to: shut me up by mindless self indulgence

Last thing i googled: nightcrawler xmen evolution (because i wanted to draw him and i love him)

Time: 10:14pm

Dream trip: its winter, me and my friends go get boba together and then go to a park and chill (honestly i dont like travelling that much lol)

Anything i want: bro i am just vibing lol

Tagging: @todo-rokiroki @boshberrysfanblogsfanblog @icameoutofthecupboards @lisa-nights-blog @skullyvertebrate

[boshberrysfanblogsfanblog]

Tagged by the love of my life Alex, I miss you my good sir, though seeing your art gives me serotonin so you are excused xx

Rules: tag 5 people you wanna get to know better

Relation Ship Status: single

3 fave foods: lemon meringue pie, chocolate brownie and egg noodles (w/ copious amounts of soy sauce)

Song stuck in my head: last night I had ‘Do it for her’ from Steven Universe stuck in my head

Last song I listened to: bitter water by the Oh Hellos is currently playing

Last thing I Googled: ‘Egyptian Rat Screw’

Time: 9:21 AM

Dream trip: going somewhere and everyone being respectful and abiding by social distancing and wearing masks

Anything you want: a reminder to drink water sluts, time to get wet for taking time to looking after yourself

I don’t know five people that haven’t been tagged so @dragonsurge109 @cherryphant @froggy-alexa do this or be cursed by the fucking rats

[froggy-alexa]

Bro,, you’re thinking of me,,

I’m not gonna tag anyone bc there is nobody left

Relationship status: single

3 fave foods: Pasta, chocolate, and these apple pastry things

Song stuck in my head: Monster by Dodie

Last song i listened to: Overture by AJR

Last thing i googled: it’s. it’s “ahegao face”

time: 9:54pm

dream trip: honestly not that fussy as long as it’s not too scary and i’m with my friends

[monsterdyke]

hey i dont use onlyfans but this seems important!!!!

[missreinarabbit]

A game!

@hipster-merchant-of-death @katsontherun @babayaga67 @danielsleftwhitevan @dekusleftshoe @thots4daze @michiieewrites @aizawascumslut @ravenfeet222 @strawbirb @yanderart @league-of-villians-headcanons @sailor-manga

[winterbl0ss0m]

i was tagged by @haveanicedaymyself but the thread was so long i deleted the reblogs hehe

WTF- do i get normal kenma, or Only distorted kenma? i- whncjdnksv????

anywhom?? i tag @love-eccentrix @thefandomsurfer @juuzouswifeprobably @niko-niko-kneecaps and uh idk if you wanna do it then do it

[thefandomsurfer]

I was tagged by @ashistr-ash​, @mikotofubar​, and @haveanicedaymyself​!

Mika!!! I’m absolutly okay with this.

I tag @aya-mesto-01​, @icameoutofthecupboards​, @fanartist666​, & @juuheizou​!

[fleshcrypt]

oh yes

@dragonsurge109 @todo-rokiroki @boshberrysfanblogsfanblog @alartes-reblogs

[boshberrysfanblogsfanblog]

NO NO NO NONONONONO I WILL NOT MARRY THE ANTHROPROMORPHIC DODO I WILL NOT THIS IS NOT HOW IT GOES

@froggy-alexa @cherryphant you both need something to do come cry with me

[froggy-alexa]

cool

[teaboot]

1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct

[rogha]

0.0006% of people in the world live in Ireland and we all agree that People Live In Ireland.

[twitblr]

Very Normal behavior in a Very Normal country

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

male animals vs female animals

male animals vs female animals in children's animated movies