Garbage Lord

[depsidase]

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[digitaldiscipline]

[fellshish]

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

you're falling in the trap!! it will be read by many people, many times, and it will live on in their memories. and maybe no single other human will match you in time spent dedicated to your story, but as a collective we will outlast you. acts of creation only grow when they are shared

[galadriel1010]

This. Writing is not like dinner. It can be consumed many times

[sapphia]

you write it once so it can be read forever

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[notahorseindisguise]

the "m" in bdsm stands for mouse. and the "s" stands for squeak

[i-am-a-fan]

Yeah babe. I’m into BSDM (Baby da mouse squeaks)

[yurious-george]

none of those letters are in the right order

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

theyre in the right order to me and thats what matters

[notahorseindisguise]

youre a fake bdsm fan

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you didnt even know what the b and d stood for

[notahorseindisguise]

ITS BIG DAMN SQUEAK MOUSE!!!

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

no its baby da mouse squeaks. get off my fucking post

[notahorseindisguise]

THIS IS MY POST!!!

[alicesoinions]

@mousegirlheart can u confirm

[mousegirlheart]

both are true. ones for doms ones for subs

this is a mouse fact

[sam-keeper]

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

[lettucekitty]

…that’s cheating!

[arokanjitatsumi-deactivated2014]

HOLY SHIT

[fandomsandfeminism]

That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?

[bogleech]

“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”

[tempest-caller]

For anyone confused: the red represents the murder rate. Look at the numbers at the y axis. The graph is upside down because, normally, a graph starts at 0 and then goes up, but this one ends at 0.

[laura491]

As we put it in German: never trust statistics you haven’t manipulated yourself

[antique-scarecrow]

this is fucking disgusting

[mckitterick]

There, I fixed it.

[oh-snap-pro-choice]

Holy fuck this is utterly vile.

This is why I believe everyone should have a stats class in highschool. People can moan about math all the way want but things like this affect not only your life but society itself. Being able to read graphs properly, understand statistics… It frees you from so much.

[makeusfly]

In case that ship has sailed for you, you can also read

How to Lie With Statistics by Darrell Huff, a book I was assigned in my stats class that I credit with my ability to view all stats critically.

[gayhoediaz]

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I watched this without sound and it was just so happy and joyful I knew it could only get better with the music

And I was right

[depsidase]

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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[furrypost-generator]

indecipherable text lost to time

[40ouncesandamule]

thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase "nurning annintant" has been burning a hole through the back of my skull

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I also came up with "nurning annintant" and am fully crying laughing about it

[daco-showman]

giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime

[nutsacktorturer]

you can’t convince me she isn’t a victim

[slime-chunks]

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable