Life on the Outer Rim

Gaming blog for [hawthorneox]. Here there be Monsters.

[kitsiinabox]

Mewtwo is just a cat, guys.

[charlesoberonn]

My favorite crack theory is "1990 comedy film Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzenegger takes place in Silent Hill"

[smashfan64]

The dev's are on record saying they used the school as reference for understanding what an American school looks like. This isn’t a theory, it's fact

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[rocketbirdie]

monster hunter: tears of the kingdom

[rocketbirdie]

FINAL FANTASY VII: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[dynt]

That's where this guy sits

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[worstgirleva]

My Trynn, Champion of Freedom told me Silvar, Devourer of the Free keep eating her 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens so I asked how many 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens she has and she said she just goes to the end step and gets a new 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens to Silvar, Devourer of the Free and then her player started crying.

[frankendykes-monster]

I think of this Tweet every single time I am forced to type out "Xbox Series S/X". The death of this console line can't come soon enough.

[tgirl-makima]

-playstation successor named plastation 2 -xbox comes out as a competitor to ps2 -ps2 successor naturally named playstation 3 -not wanting to look like they're a step behind, xbox names its successor xbox 360 -stuck in a nominative dead end, each successive xbox iteration becomes more and more confusing until it dies

[thatspectacularpigeon]

-playstation 6 is announced

[revilonilmah]

Do you like Pina Coladas?

[famicom]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[sajdd]

they're inventing new ways to install ptsd in your brain

[seabeck]

The guards in Silvermoon are so mean to my void elf shadow priest wielding Xal'atath for no reason!

[bloggingfromthedeltaquadrant]

"I remember when the Lich King marched on Quel'danas. Every moment of it."

Well cool dawg but I was still lying dead in a ditch outside of Lordaeron when that happened

[seabeck]

They barely tolerate my Draenei DK, their words. I can still use gift of the naaru, how bad can I be??

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]