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[amelth-deactivated20230404]

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[midnightvoyager]

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

[queen-sammie]

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

[anais-ninja-bitch]

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

[creamiipie-deactivated20230707]

[herbivorewh0re]

So much to kiss🤤

[kalichnikov]

I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me

[kalichnikov]

this post was about tanking in ff14

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

[ot3]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[vanillacorpse]

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

[ot3]

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

[vanillacorpse]

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

[o-kurwa]

[markrosewater]

Will UB definitely not enter Standard? The recent news has left me questioning which formats, if any, to keep playing at FNM.

Yes, the article we put out says UB cards won’t be Standard-legal. Note, the D&D set isn’t considered UB and is Standard-legal.

[wastelander997]

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.

Like in all of Toon Link’s games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.

This dumbass

I just find that funny

[hovfire]

he wasn’t even the chosen one or anything he just woke up one day, got his sister kidnapped, made the gods acknowledge him, and killed ganon

[modpix-blog]

Literally searched the entire ocean to put the triforce of courage back together and rebuilt the master sword almost from scratch.

Also side note ganon is the most cunning and dangerous in this game of them all since he, again, got rid of the triforce and master sword before the game even began.

If he didn’t kidnap links sister he would have won

[mr-elementle]

It’s my personal headcanon that the reason windwaker’s sequels are so weird in terms of villains, is because this little bastard ENDED demise’s curse. Like the curse was that Demise would return with the hero and zelda over and over, and since this kid WASN’T a reincarnation of the hero he ended the curse by breaking the cycle through sheer big brother energy

[jeffgerstmann]

with the surveillance panopticon growing ever larger by the hour, how are teens today supposed to fuck shit up?

juggalo makeup to disrupt facial recognition, same as always

[funny-tik-toks]

[lee-e]

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

[inqorporeal]

Not realistic: his resume actually touched the hands of a living person

[jeffgerstmann]

God I really hope splatoon has good online this time around. Being put against your friend more than 50% of the time is insanity

You’re asking a lot here of Nintendo.

[some-1one]

[fuckyeahtumblo]

[thisheavybody]

[h1ghlander360-deactivated202504]

This part gets me everytime.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

[jeffgerstmann]

We're not getting any more good Tony Hawk are we? fuckin shit, man

Jim Raynor’s Pro Skater 3+4 Let’s Go

[rubberhotfetish]

[littlevideo]