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@funky-lil-death-omen
steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left
well you see,
the sniler
drew a pic of myself hanging out with The Sniler in her cauldron
This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation
Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq
me if obsessing over victorian men was illegal:
Not a lot of people know this, but I'm actually cousins with the Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata)!
refseek.com
www.worldcat.org/
link.springer.com
http://bioline.org.br/
repec.org
science.gov
pdfdrive.com
PDFDrive stopped working a couple months ago, but you can try oceanofpdf.com instead.
I'm back babey
Shitty Valentines 2023: ISWM Edition
Have a safe and happy Valentines everyone! Watch for the wormhole on your way out!
hannibal is so fine i wish mads mikkelsen was real ā¹ļø
you and me both man
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when theyāre in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, thatās not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. Iād choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think Iād stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. Theyāre fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
this is too good to leave hidden in the replies
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
The mental image of five black mambas desperately wiggling on the mall floor trying to get to me is enough to make me choose them over the Plausible Deniability Mall Gorilla
Choose one
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cheese š§
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reblog with your answer and where you're from. asking for science.
Bread, France
Sans Undertale invented HRT. He invented it to cure ink poisoning, but when he discovered its other uses, he donated it to the trans community.
it took me far too long to read the username
Tumblr āIād fuck that old manā competition (old means tumblr old so over 40 lol)
Benoit Blanc (Knives Out/Glass Onion)
Columbo (Columbo)
Crowley (Good Omens)
Edward Teach (Our Flag Means Death)
Ford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Gandalf with the Big Naturals (LotR)
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium)
Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)
Alan Alda (heās Alan Alda)
You're telling me I can only pick One of these?
Theyāre Putting Your Fail Ass On Wikipedia The Free Encyclopedia That Anyone Can Edit
NOOOOOOO
Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going
Me: oh okay sheās lipsynching her song
Me: Is that-
Me:
oh my god it happened again
I made a fake porn bot sideblog with myself as the icon bc none of the real ones are gonna steal my pics . I literally gotta do everything myself around here
Reading this bio has been like several consecutive punches to the gut /affectionate
Nice try FBI
This would get me
who did this person kill to get that username
listening to If I Were A Rich Man at 3am whilst downing Red Bull isn't the mood I thought we'd have today but here we are
listen to If I were a rich Girl by Gwen Stefani to experience the duality of humankind and also gender
