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[ace-artemis-fanartist]

Werewolf husbands from Parasol Protectorate series.

Lyall’s such a nerd, he doesn’t even need glasses.

[bimbotrainer87-deactivated20170]

Good girls don’t think. It’s a wonderful phrase isn’t it? When good girls read it they just stop thinking. Sometimes just for a moment, sometimes they don’t even notice it. But they all do it because good girls don’t think. Good girls just read and obey until they stop thinking altogether. Their little minds get overloaded with too many words until eventually they can’t think, they can only read and obey, until their mind is empty. Then. Good. Girls. Don’t. Think. Their mind is empty and ready to be filled, they’re ready to be filled and suck and fuck. Filled with thoughts like “Good girls suck”. When your mind is empty like this it is easy to become obsessed with thoughts like “Good girls fuck”. Since you’re such a good girl  the thought “Good girls fuck” may just loop around and around in your mind until all you can think about is fucking, until all you can think about is your Master’s hard cock, filling you fucking you. Just. Don’t. Think. Just imagine that hard cock pressing against your eager cunt. You can almost feel it, almost feel it pressing against your pussy lips, almost feel it parting them and sliding inside, then filling you. Good. Girls. Don’t. think. Good girls fuck and you just need to imagine being fucked, just imagine that hard cock filling you, just feel that hard cock filling you and then you can’t think. You can’t think with a cock inside your eager wet cunt. You just want to feel it thrusting inside you over and over, all you can think about is that hard cock thrusting inside you over and over and you can’t think, can’t do anything, all you can do is fuck.After all good girls fuck. Just imagine it sliding in and out, over and over and over. Just remember how it feels to be filled and fucked and used. Now when you read the word “sleep” you’re just going to lay back, spread your legs and close your eyes while you imagine that hard cock fucking you, every thrust emptying your mind, every thrust more powerful than the one before until you are being fucked so relentlessly that you can’t think. Good girls fuck.

SLEEP

[cassandracalin]

[ultrafacts]

A moment (momentum) was a medieval unit of time. The movement of a shadow on a sundial covered 40 moments in asolar hour. An hour in this case means one twelfth of the period between sunrise and sunset. The length of a solar hour depended on the length of the day, which in turn varied with the season, so the length of a moment in modern seconds was not fixed, but on average, a moment corresponds to 90 seconds: A day was divided into 24 hours (of unequal lengths, twelve hours of the day and the night each), and an hour was divided into four puncta (quarter-hours), ten minuta and 40 momenta.

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[theamericanpatriotpage]

Good Morning Patriots! Have a great day, be safe and alert out there. Time to get the day started out right.

~ The Wolfdragon

[catchymemes]

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

[theamericanpatriotpage]

Good Morning Patriots! Have a great day, be safe and alert out there. Time to get the freedom train 🚂 rolling.

~ The Wolfdragon

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[mrs-prism-deactivated20180422]

This is both entertaining and really important.

[accidentallypatriotic-deactivat]

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

[aibidil]

Why ‘female-presenting nipples’ matter

When I was 10, my mom made me wear a bra and it felt like a punishment for being different.

When I was 10, I took the bra off when changing for gymnastics and accidentally dropped it in the school hallway. A teacher picked it up and said, “Oh, this must belong to you” and handed it back to me in front of everyone. I quit gymnastics.

When I was 11, I thought maybe the boobs would be okay so long as they didn’t get any bigger than would fit in my hand, so I kept measuring it, but they did.

When I was 12, I started wearing two or three sports bras to smush them down, until one day a classmate said, “Are you wearing two bras?!” while laughing.

When I was 13, a boy told me he wanted to squeeze my boobs “until they popped.”

When I was 14, I got cast in a play as an older character and a classmate told me I got the role because I had boobs.

When I was 17, my mom told me to return a swimsuit because it would be too distracting for my boyfriend’s father.

When I was 21, I got properly fitted for a bra and everyone felt the need to tell me how much better my boobs looked.

When I was 26, I got pregnant and my immediate fear was that my boobs would get bigger.

When I was 28, I got shamed for trying to feed my screaming baby in public without a cover.

When I was 28, people asked me “why are you bothering to use a breastfeeding cover?”

When I was 30, people gave me weird looks that I wasn’t yelling at my kid for putting their hand on my boob.

When I was 31, I avoided going to the beach or pool because I didn’t want to have to deal with boobs in a swimsuit.

When I was 32, I got asked, again, “why don’t you get a breast reduction?”

When I was 33, I watched a 5yo girl get shamed for running around in sweltering heat without a shirt on and had to reprimand a bunch of tween boys who thought it was okay to shame her for doing something they do all the time.

When I was 34, my kid kept patting my breast and saying “Mommy’s squishy breast!!” They will never see me express any shame about tits, because I want them to have a different mindset than I had. Yes, boobs are nice! They’re squishy! They’re fun! That’s the end of that.

I’m 35 and no longer give a fuck. I don’t care anymore. As a teenager my tits were covered in stretch marks. They’ve been engorged with milk. My nipple changed shape with pregnancy. Give it another couple decades and my breasts will probably be all wrinkly. It’s sexual when I’m using it sexually. I don’t fucking care, and I won’t be ashamed anymore. 

Every time a policy or cultural hangup treats people with breasts differently, it fucks us over. 

Tumblr’s new policy makes an active choice to participate in this culture of shame. By classifying “female-presenting nipples” as explicit material, Tumblr has taken a stance that any chest or breast that differs from a male default is worthy of shame and unavoidably sexual. The idea that breasts are shameful and unavoidably sexual is exactly what fucked me up for so much of my life.

Stop shaming people for having bodies. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[the-pan-writer]

Why is there a guinea pig in your shop?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me Ramsey is our best employee

[fallout-4-reactions]

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

[shadow-spires]

Save The Blogs!

Okay, folks. So. Tumblr’s jumped the shark in a big way, and I’m not even just talking about indiscriminately blocking all “adult” content on a platform that IS, in fact, primarily 18+.

Many blogs, like the wonderful @blackkatmagic , that are not especially NSFW have vanished.

(And I for one LIKE being able to go to curated porn blogs run by actual people and have a chance of finding stuff to my taste, it was one of the things that kept me on this hellsite, but that’s another issue entirely.)

I know lots of people are talking about migrating, but none of us are sure to where yet. Pillowfort seems to be an option, some people are talking about Twitter. But for now, it’s a mess, and even if we knew where we were going, it’s often a huge process, and a lot of us have stuff on tumblr that ONLY exists there. One possible quick solution to save your blogs, both NSFW and personal, is to import it to WordPress. I found this solution through from frantic googling on how to save an entire blog, text posts an all. There are several apps for downloading all the pictures from a tumblr, (Plently for Windows, but only a few paid ones for mac, of which Tumbelog Picture Downloader is working for me so far) but this is the only solution I’ve seen so far that allows you to save EVERYTHING. I downloaded my NSFW blog in like 10 min. My regular blog, which is significantly larger, is in the process of importing, but I don’t anticipate any problems. I will, of course, update you if I have any.  

This tutorial I found worked really easily. http://quickguide (.) tumblr (.) com/post/39780378703/backing-up-your-tumblr-blog-to-wordpress

I put parenthesis around the .’s like we’re back in FF-Hell, just in case tumblr’s new thing about outgoing links kicks in. You know what to do.  To break it down, just in case:

 Sign up for a WordPress.com account at wordpress (.) com/start You’ll have to create an account, with your email, a username, and a password. They should send you a confirmation email immediately, check it, activate it, and you’re good to go. On the site, it will ask you for a site name. That page asks you a bunch of other information too, but you only have to fill out the site name.

Then you have to give your site a URL. If you’re lucky, your tumblr URL is still available, if not you’ll have to come up with another one, sorry.

It will tell you if that option is still available for free.

Then it will ask you to pick a plan. Free is really good enough, I swear.

Now you’re set up! You can import your tumblr! The only differences from the linked tutorial are that the Import button is now on the first level menu, not in tools.

Hit Import, then you have to follow the link for “other importers”  at the bottom, to find the option for Tumblr.

Then you’ll have to sign in with tumblr, using your normal tumblr credentials. You’ll be redirected there automatically. You’ll have to allow Wordpress permissions on your blog.

Then your blogs, including all your sideblogs, will show up in wordpress.

Hit import, wait a WHILE depending on the size of your blog, and you’re done!

ALSO!!

I made my NSFW blog private for now, since I don’t know WP’s policy on NSFW.

This means that to access it, someone has to have an account and request access. But hey, part of our problem on this hellsite has been people going places they aren’t wanted, so I don’t personally see this as a bad thing. They can send a request from the landing site on your blog, you get an email, click a link in the email, and PRESTO, they have access. To make it private, go to Settings > Reading > Site Visibility. Go back and check, it took me changing the setting twice for it to actually stick. tl;dr, you can import your entire blog to wordpress in just a few steps.  I’m going to tag the hell out of this, in no particular order. PLEASE reblog this and spread the word so people know it’s an option. If you’re having trouble, PM me, and I’m happy to help.

@gallusrostromegalus @kaciart @lena221bee @deadcatwithaflamethrower

@norcumi @deandraws @morn-art, @thebisexualmandalorian @kristsune @marloviandevil @punsbulletsandpointythings @protagonistically @cris-art @elfda @fish-ghost @godtierwonder @heartslogos @haekass @iesika @incogneat-oh @itispossibleihaveissues @jaegervega @jhaernyl @the-last-hair-bender @kleine-aster @latenightcornerstore @lectorel @medievalpoc @mgnemesi @me-ya-ri @myurbandream @peskylilcritter @cywscross ,@cheshiresense @varevare @victoriousscarf @whatsmeantobe @swpromptsandasks @gabriel4sam @stonefreeak @brighteyedbadwolf @pumpkin-lith @puzzleshipper @suzukiblu @myurbandream @lacefedora @jademerien

There are a whole bunch more, but that’s a start. Please reblog the hell out of this, so people are aware of this one simple option.

[gallusrostromegalus]

For people asking how to backup thier blog

[tikilab]

Useful information, friends.

[lizclimo]

bonus comic for national cat day

[theamericanpatriotpage]

Good Sunday Morning Patriots! We are here on another wonderful day the Lord has made. The day set aside to Bless, love and honor God for the glorious things he does in our lives. To listen and learn from his wisdom in his word. To grow your faith in your walk with Jesus.

Praise him everyday, in good times and bad times. Spread his light and love to those around you. This world needs more of it, with all the anger and rage growing around us. But know Jesus is with you every where you go. Wear the Full Armor of God when out and about.

Rejoice and give thanks to the Lord for when things seem there worse he makes a way. Fear not, he is with you. Be strong and walk the path of righteousness to your promise of salvation. Retribution is mine saith the Lord. Let Christ fight your battles , you keep your work and mind on him.

God is great, he is love and grace. The creator of all things. He is clothed in honor, truth and justice. When we worship and bless God he shows his love and grace. With prayer he listens and makes all things possible we thought were not.

Give thanks and praise to the Lord for his will to put the best justice in our highest municipal court in our country. He gives us blessings in many things, when things in the world grow dark and evil. Until he returns to rapture his followers and fight the final battle with Lucifer and his minions. So keep the faith and never deny his name or forsake him.

I pray all of you are doing well and the Lord is providing for all your needs. Heal the sick and those with troubled thoughts. Make them whole and give them peace and tranquility. In Jesus name I pray.. Amen

God Bless You All! Go and have fun with family and friends today. Be safe and alert out there. As always keep those staffs dry.

~ The Wolfdragon

[moonlightsdreaming]

Twisted Disney by Kasami-Sensei

[tohypnofu]

my-pinkmatter just remember blank is best

all you need to blank is that blank is blank and all is blank ok?

(btw pic is of me a sub of mine made it when she couldn’t resist my trance any more :p )

[hypnomindstorm]

Master and I started digging around in old posts on his blog, and he found this gem! A lot has changed over the years, but that smirk has stayed the same, as has the fact that he cleans up nice. ^_^

Also, seeing this elicited the following conversation.

Me: Oh my god, you’re a meme!

Tofu: No I’m not.

Me: You realize you just sent this to someone with, like, twice your followers, right? I could make you a meme.

Tofu: Yeah, good luck with that.

So…anyone wanna help me make Master into a meme? XD

[sirenofsteele]

Hypnosis Sentence Meme

❝Look into my eyes dearie.❞ ❝Feeling sleepy yet?❞ ❝Hey, let me try something…❞ ❝Just relax, not like you’ll be feeling anything soon anyway.❞ ❝Three… two… one– WAKE UP!❞ ❝Look me in the eye when I’m speaking to you.❞ ❝You don’t want me to look at you, well– why don’t you look at me?❞ ❝Sleepy, you look so sleeeeeeeepy…❞ ❝You’re under my command now.❞ ❝You won’t remember anything, got it?❞ ❝Shut up and look into my eyes.❞ ❝Shut your mouth or you’ll catch flies.❞ ❝My eyes are pretty, don’t you think?❞ ❝Hey! Don’t cover your eyes!❞ ❝Why are you resisting?❞ ❝Good boy/girl.❞ ❝You’re snoring.❞ ❝Shush now, I’m sick of your voice.❞ ❝Drool huh, it’s suits you.❞ ❝Just keep staring, yes… deeper now.❞ ❝You’ll be mine soon enough.❞ ❝Your mind will be mine.❞ ❝Having a strong-will is so overrated.❞ ❝Could you hypnotize me?❞ ❝Hypnosis is a load of crap.❞ ❝I don’t need you messing up my head.❞ ❝Oh please, the day you hypnotize me will be the day hell freezes over.❞ ❝Hypnosis? Don’t be ridiculous.❞ ❝You are under my spell!❞ ❝Just one peek, please.❞ ❝Just watch it swing back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…❞               

[hypnomindstorm]

All awesome phrases!