793.85
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what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward
611.642
the prepuce (aka foreskin)
is a simple "please" too much to ask?
prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom
179.92
forgiveness

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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The Stonewall Inn
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Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
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793.85
card tricks
what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward
611.642
the prepuce (aka foreskin)
is a simple "please" too much to ask?
prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom
179.92
forgiveness
i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water
oh thank goodness
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."
Windex Xenomorph
Windex Xenomorph 💦
Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
I love that Dungeon Meshi's creator is like "I based Senshi off this old dude in our building that won't stop doing his laundry in his underwear, he's weird."
And tumblr (justifiably) wants him carnally.
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.
driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
World Heritage Post
oh…..my god (source)
LOL
I just spit out my Powerade
I'm posting this for a reason I promise
dark souls 3 is ten years old ????
this isn't the gif i thought it would be .
My notifications look so much more fun this way
Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.