The Lousy Truth.

Gabby. I make art and bake things. Cats.

[socialpsychopathblr]

[javierbardem]

John Cusack as Rob Gordon in HIGH FIDELITY (2000) dir. Stephen Frears.

[1o9]

[evilscientist3]

They’re in a band together

[cipheramnesia]

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

[sesiondemadrugada]

Frederick Judd Waugh.

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[koiss-ugh]

when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same

[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[ebearcrochet]

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

[cozysafechaotic]

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

[thegalaxyinyoureye]

[eli-campbelle]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

[earth-tooth]

homeowner

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[mittenfoot]

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[sixpenceee]

A map of the human mouth where each word is preformed                          

[purple-dots-deactivated20210611]

Holy motherfucking shit

[closet-keys]

I’ve read and watched a lot of horror/thriller/scary media and I still say, with no irony at all, that the “children’s stories made horrifying” about curious george by daniel mallory ortberg was the scariest fucking thing I’ve ever read

[closet-keys]

“If enough things happen to you, you can learn to love something just for being familiar.”

[synx]

[dongoverlord]

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal