"I heard your voice, so I came."

Hey there, pal-o, I'm Gale. And this is my most main blog out of my millions of blogs. Let's be pals, iight? iight [ ★★★ ]

[jessebloom]

“oh i have a stanley cup” and when did you play professional men’s hockey

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[laimfunk]

This is the first use of my art degree

[robloxmilf]

girl i can be your neopet

[affonyato]

oh shit i forgot to feed you for 13 years

[robloxmilf]

it’s ok

[pointnclick]

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

[100493503004422]

really sucks that things don't get done unless you do them

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[mintywhisker-deactivated2021053]

“draw what makes you happy” well sir i hope you’re ready for 10+ posts in a row of the same two characters and the same two characters only

[his-shining-tears]

????

[shelgon]

20 Years of being the best Poke-villain 

[ommanyte]

how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[kinkshaming-butler]

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

[anachronic-cobra]

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

[mothmanismyuncle]

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

[cipheramnesia]

1 800 R U SLAPPIN

[darth--nickels]

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

[darth--nickels]

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

[calamari-chaos]

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

[darth--nickels]

Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain! 

And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!! 

[anonymouscomrade]

#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

[8rujaa]

‪this girl took me out to eat and bought me pink roses, rose quartz crystals, and a bunch of pink candles.....literally all my favorite things..........I wish I could marry her but that girl is me and sadly I cannot do that ‬

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Control Water

“No, you didn’t dump him in the ocean. You dumped the ocean on him.”

-One of the party fighters after the cleric used control water to shipwreck a boat (they he had previously set on fire) on the sea floor. They were then teleported away, and later lost concentration in the spell, thereby nearly killing their werelion bard friend (NPC).

[matchagoth]

[egberts]