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snailkites

2007 eBird gem

beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

snydog17

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

snydog17

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

theunfairfolk

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

jockohomomorphism

dogin8

wagitfag

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

flythesail

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

offshoreoilrig

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

sewer-swan

"most people are Easy Lifers and i envy them their easy life... due to my Special and Heroic Suffering" - workaholic talking about imaginary welfare queens, tiktok empath talking about imaginary psychiatric imps, guy who claims to have touched the Eldritch Truth talking about imaginary anyone, scrupulosity guy talking about imaginary ethical freeloaders, intellectual guy talking about imaginary stupid people.

despazito

scramratz

franklydangerous

As a trans masc who discovered they had CERVICAL CANCER upon my first adult check up at 22, please yall, get checked out even though it’s hard. You deserve care.

franklydangerous

Reblogging with @endeus ‘s tags for context for the original post because this part is SO important

naamahdarling

Gardasil has been approved for adults under 45 now.

Get your shots.

sp3cterkitty

I don’t usually hop on trends but I’d be a fool to not contribute to baby YouTube

guryo-moved-to-guryo-again

tag your superbowl spoilers

governmentplates-deactivated202

Tom Brady dies

elbiotipo

why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

elbiotipo

If you read ecology books printed in the 70s and 80s, they were absolutely convinced that whales and tigers would not survive the century. There's a whole plot in Star Trek about how whales are extinct actually. Here in Argentina, we were sure that yaguaretés would have gone extinct. It was thought that rainforests would be forever lost, because there was no way that such complex ecosystems would be restored.

Now, you can go to Península Valdés and find that the whale population there is growing year after year, people can see them from their windows. In Iberá, where yaguaretés were extinct for over 70 years, there's now a population of 35 and growing, after being reintroduced just five years ago. As for rainforests?

We've becoming very, very good on restoring them. Natural environments, when given space and time to heal, can return to that they were. And after all, all natural enviroments are managed by human societies. It is up to us to implement a good management, un buen gobierno.

I firmly believe our children and grandchildren will see a restoration of Earth like never before.

Millions of people are working on this. You can learn about it, perhaps even become one of them. Or be a pointless doomer in my ask box. Your choice.

elbiotipo

hometoursandotherstuff

katmaibearfan

My Top 10 Fat Bear Before/After Photos

#1 at the bottom, #10 at the top. All Fat Bear Week and Fat Bear Junior competitors -- including winners -- are fair game.

Let's go.

#10: 151 Walker, 2021

Skinny (left), fat (right). Both by L. Law

Many of the big boars won't fish on top of the waterfall, but 151 Walker will, and i think he looks really silly up there, especially in the fall.

#9: 482's Lightest Yearling, 131 Marshmallow, 2019

Skinny (left), fat (right). Both photos are Official NPS Photos.

I just really love any cub photo of 131 Marshmallow -- look at her! She's a marshmallow!

#8: 435 Holly, 2016

Skinny (left), fat (right). Both photos are official NPS Photos.

Stanced.

#7: 410, 2017

Skinny (left), Fat (right). Both photos are official NPS photos.

410, sometimes called "Four-Ton", was 28 years old when these photos were taken. She was last seen in 2018, when she was 29 -- making her one of the oldest bears we have record of at Brooks River!

#6: 901, 2022

Skinny (left) by C. Rohdenberg | Fat (right) by L. Law

Shockingly, 901 was only 6.5 years old in these photos -- barely an adult bear! And surprising nobody, she came back with cubs the year after these were taken.

#5: 435 Holly's Spring Cub, 335 Jolly, 2020

Skinny (left), Fat (right). Both by N. Boak

335 Jolly was an adorable fluffy menace, even as a spring cub. But with that face, can you blame her?

#4: 128 Grazer, 2020

Skinny (left) by N. Boak | Fat (right) by A. Ditta

Brooks River had an absolutely massive salmon run in 2020, and boy can you tell! Also, 128 Grazer had two spring cubs (now 428 Studious and 429 Social) in 2020 -- so she wasn't even single!

#3: 903 Gully, 2024