elijah

19 he/𖤓 🏳️‍⚧️ • maybe aro, definitely ace • interested in many things • old man enthusiast

[wiaterwieje]

My site!!! —> [wiaterwieje.neocities.org]

Some of my profile tags below :3

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[prokopetz]

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

[calloutnevvegas]

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

[revretch]

….. Didn’t know most of that

[iamthekaijuking]

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

[revretch]

Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.

American flamingos just drink that shit

[bogleech]

(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.

When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.

It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:

[assuming-dinosaur]

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"BUBBLE MACHINE" (2005), VICTORY OF THE PEOPLE

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

I can make anything about him if I try hard enough

[insecateur]

monthly palette from @color-palettes was too blorbocoded to pass up

[daredevil-vagabond]

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.

[wiaterwieje]

do you like feet

Are you projecting your kinks into me? No, I do not like feet. No thank you. I know you certainly do, though. Feet lover. Lil feet licker. Lil toe sucker. Lil sole tickler. Get off my page.

[mela0xoxo]

I mean, what can I say?

[wiaterwieje]

Bro...

[mela0xoxo]

[wiaterwieje]

[wiaterwieje]

do you like feet

Are you projecting your kinks into me? No, I do not like feet. No thank you. I know you certainly do, though. Feet lover. Lil feet licker. Lil toe sucker. Lil sole tickler. Get off my page.

[mela0xoxo]

I mean, what can I say?

[wiaterwieje]

Bro...

[wiaterwieje]

do you like feet

Are you projecting your kinks into me? No, I do not like feet. No thank you. I know you certainly do, though. Feet lover. Lil feet licker. Lil toe sucker. Lil sole tickler. Get off my page.

[foolstooth]

Local Fauna

[wiaterwieje]

Favorite dinosaur?

Iguanodon and Mapusaurus! :D

[starrose17]

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[powerfulwizard]

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

[powerfulwizard]

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

[powerfulwizard]

Oh my god

[x-yveltal-x]

Wow first time posting here in months 🤩 this is gonna flop so bad

[vintagezombie]

today

[balyykk-deactivated20260430]

yeah I had to do it