I JUST HAD A WILD (haha) IDEA!
Fish themed cowboy boots...now I know what you're thinking..."Pen why the [BLEEP!] would fish cowboy boots be cool" and I need you to HOLD ON, okay? PLEASE, GOD, IT WOULD BE SO. FUNNY.
Okay, first, you have to admit, it would be ridiculously easy to make cowboy boots fish themed. They are (usually) pretty tall, which provides a good amount to paint all over! That's definitely enough space to paint a fish (or several), so it can be possible to make.
Secondly, it is. Hilarious.
I mean, when do you ever see fish themed shoes? Not too often, right? Then you see someone strut past with tall, brightly colored cowboy boots with FISH on them. Why fish of all things? You're probably immediately drawn to the amusing vision. How would they coordinate an outfit around that? Somehow, they make it work.
Lastly, it's an awesome art project. Creative? Oh yeah. Interesting? I sure as hell would say so.
You can paint on cowboy boots, so why not add a little artsy addition to it? If you usually wear cowboy boots with a certain color combo of clothing, you can make the little fishies match! If you use certain clothes with cowboy boots (example: frilly, spiky, flowy) you can make the fish's fins fit it!
Thank you for reading my rant on fish themed cowboy boots, I WILL be returning to this some day.