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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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DRAG THEM NEIL
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Is that fuckin turbo shandy in a glass?!
mannnnn this is jager and ‘the doctor’ flavored Monster whatever actual flavor it is
You classy motherfucker.
Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health.
Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
Shout out to those kids who hide this all and try live normal lives.
I love you.
To add,
Shout out to the kids who haven’t told their parents because “they didn’t really mean” it and you don’t want to hurt them.
Shout out to the kids who didnt say anything because they want to still have a relationship with their family and feel like theyre over exaggerating it anyway.
Im sorry and your better people than your parents were.
Shout out to the kids who’ve tried telling their parents, only to be told that their memories and experiences are wrong/false.
retail story time: ive probably told you this before but like a year ago at work i was closing and we are like five minutes from closing the doors and leaving. it’s late. we close at 10pm during the holiday season and it was like 9:56 when this woman walks in with a shopping cart.
now, if you work in retail, you know this sort of customer. those assholes who walk in right before you close and take their time shopping and act like they dont notice the announcements that “the store is now closed. please bring your final selection up to the front for checkout.” or that every employee is so fucking done for the night and want to get home. or that they are the only customer in the store. and when they have a shopping cart, you know they’re gonna be a while.
so a solid half hour after we are officially closed this woman comes to my register, because i am the only one open. because it’s ten fucking thirty pm and everyone else is ready to leave and ive been stuck here for eleven hours because someone called out and i was already there and a fucking idiot.
and this woman, she’s a Suburban Mom ™ type and, like all the fucking moms who come into this store, she doesnt have a coupon because she expects us to just give it to her. and we will, if they ask. except i, after a solid hour of no customers and foolishly thinking nobody would come, had gotten rid of my coupons a few minutes before she walked in. so when she asks if i had a coupon i say no, i’m sorry, i don’t have one at the register.
and this woman, she leans in and tells me “you know, i’m a professional psychic.” and i think “oh christ here we go”
and long island medium here, immune to the glares of the other employees who want her to just fucking pay and leave, goes on and on about this boy who loves me. we are soul mates, she says. destined to be. but there is a power keeping us apart. she mentions this “power” keeping me from mr. right several times.
i, exhausted and frustrated and wanting to go home, reply “is it the power of me being a lesbian?”
she pays and leaves without another word.
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I feel like I should have bought a different acoustic, I got a Talman cos the body was smaller and I thought it’d be more suited to me cos I am used to playing electric, it’s also got a thinner neck and such so it’s a lot more comfortable but it’s just not as tonally rich as a big proper acoustic.
I feel you dude, used to have a Talman and it was great to play but there’s something so satisfying about feeling the resonance from a big dreadnought. Get yourself a Tanglewood my dude, I have the TW15 OP CE and it’s incredible for what I paid, beats a lot of Martins and Taylors and Faiths that are twice the price in terms of how sweet it sounds but how well it plays too.
why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated? is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style
thats actually a really interesting story
So glad to hear that you have found condoms or a copper IUD to be the only type of birth control you need.
Also chuffed to know you don’t suffer from any mental or physical disorders or disabilities that may necessitate any medication because they can be really hard.
Similarly I am so excited to hear you earn enough each week to buy a cornucopia of fresh fruit and veggies, enough to last you through every meal.
That’s super.
My prescription pills aren’t pretty and colourful like yours, they don’t fill me up or taste very good at all but they do help correct my genetic neurotransmitter deficiency a bit. So that’s something.
But yeah, go on with your super inspired comparison of eating a banana to taking prescription medication. It’s not coming off as privileged or sanctimonious at all.
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so among other things i need medication for, my bone disease means I need to take 5000IUD of vitamin D every day, and some jackass recently was like “ummm sweetie you should just eat almonds, they are high in vitamin D, you just need to change your diet” Do you know how many almonds I would need to eat every day to replenish the vitamin D my bones refuse to store? a kilo. two fucking pounds of almonds a day. Do you know how many almonds that is? thats also enough to give me fucking cynanide poisoning but thats fine.
people need to chill with this paranoid idea of body ‘purity’. your body isn’t more pure and untainted and cleansed because you ate 5lbs of bananas for dinner and someone else takes antidepressants. i’m sure we were all real squeaky clean inside 2000 years ago with our paleo diets but we were still dying left and right of preventable disease and deficiencies.
please spare me the juice cleanses and yoga and isopods
I’m sorry I’ve not been v active recently - I hope you enjoyed my queue! I’ve been away for 3 days overcoming serious phobias via strenuous and terrifying experiences at an activity centre.
I pushed myself above and beyond my comfort zons and conquered every activity that I said I couldn’t face.
I climbed a huge totem pole, jumped off the top onto a trapeze which I swung on then let go of, I went climbing, caving, canoeing, zip wiring and went on a 6 billion foot swing!!!!!!!!11!!!1
I cried tons and had plenty of melt downs during all of these activities but it has done me the world of good to really push myself.
I have proven to myself that I shouldn’t always pre-decide that I can’t do something - that I should give it a go and I would feel extremely proud and satisfied once I’d completed it - if not I will be reassured that I had a go.
so proud of u friend <3
Feel like jumping off a bridge rn
Australia. Where you get straight to the point.
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
That pain is no less relevant when it’s felt by man.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
send this to the special someone in your life
people have asked for this, i already did it, here’s a reblog, please again send this to the special someone in your life
Tom Clancy’s The Division (2016)
Dev: Massive Entertainment
Pub: Ubisoft