garbage fire

25, cis, bi, she/her. i wax eloquent on shit that doesn't matter and flail and cry about things that do. INFP, Pisces. And I need my sister to set up my tumblr and change the settings. She is way cooler: i-choose-a-fandom-life

[princesskuragina]

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

[eggsaladstain]

But imagine if you lived in a country where the color of your skin got you killed for driving, jogging, sleeping, yelling, parking, babysitting, sitting in a van, selling CDs, selling cigarettes, opening the door, walking at night, wearing a hoodie at night, holding a toy gun, lying on the ground, being homeless, being in a dark stairwell, holding a cell phone, having a broken taillight, exercising horses, having a bottle of pills, shopping at Walmart, holding a BB gun at Walmart, holding a phone in your own backyard, eating ice cream in your own house, and shopping, you would say, “That is a lawless country.” 

— Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj (x)

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[ziggyzagreus]

[lunaescribe]

this was too funny to pass up

[rageyasha]

accepting the wait is the only way i will stay sane

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is the ONLY reason I’ll accept why Finn has that tattoo. Jake is FINE

[lovesinistra]

[catholicismandpharmacy]

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

[aletheius]

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

[riggedforsuccess]

[catgirlforeskin]

What catholicism does to an MFer

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[violetwolfraven]

[gresit]

I can’t lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies.

ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

[kuutamosonaatti]

HANNIBAL + Wolf Trap at night

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[browngirlreading]

[humor-is-coping]

[seasonallydefective]

This post came into my house and physically slapped me across the face

[kirksfattitties]

fuck gene roddenberry and his no zipper rule

[getoutofmyjaneway]

I have created a graph for your consideration

[trip-wild]

May I hit y'all with a hot take

Uncle iroh has Hawaiian shirt energy

Sokka also has the same energy but no sleeves

Thank you for your time

[phoenixbrightheart]

[lightningbisexual]

lizzo, out here doing the lord’s work:

[nessa007]

Yes queen!

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[big-bad-bhardwaj]

[queers4years]

Letting young actors dress their age (and not like mini adults) is something we need to bring back.