naïve amoeba

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[addictbwn]

joking about the sex? fine. educating yourself about the sex? fine. doing the sex? no. that’s where i cross the line. #sexrepulsedbutcurious

[thedeathdeelers]

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

[tropiyas]

[vampuppyy]

Every faggot has a game it just depends whether the person will go for minesweeper, sudoku, tetris, crosswords or solitaire

[the-star-fox-dances]

tag game! tag your gay people and everyone vote!

minesweeper

sudoku

tetris

crosswords

solitaire

other/not applicable/im cishet

Voting ended onJan 6

@lachrymose-lyricist @ilan-is-anxious @flowersfallingdown @corvid-collector @evtheacecaptain @noleafclover @87leafclover @trixiezwolrd @sharkish-bab @davestrider-no1fan @the-ink-archives @annoyedbreadstick @mrhuskay @sharkish-bab & open tag!

[chikhaibardocowboy]

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[misericordiia]

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

[n30n-r4bbit]

But be warned if the Wrong Song That Doesn't Fit The Vibe gets shuffled in, you'll be hit with all of the worst emotions at once!

[covid-safer-hotties]

Wanna fuck up another daily mail poll?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15366841/Poll-superflu-face-masks-mandatory-indoor-public-spaces.html

Just go click yes to evoke rage in a bunch of conservative dickholes

[saint-vore]

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

[taifan92]

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

[saint-vore]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[taifan92]

that's upside down and yah know it lol. Now I know ya joking. Also what is going on with Canada on that map?

[saint-vore]

what a weird map lol why is aotearoa all the way off to the side?? do they really have these things in your schools? i guess they put them next to the normal map so you feel more relevant or something?

[taifan92]

Mine is the normal map. You find it in all the official literature and such. 🙄

[saint-vore]

ohhhhh of course, like in your northern hemisphere regional textbooks, that's so cute

[bucketofdeltav]

I'm living down here now and like... yeah they seriously think splitting the Pacific on maps is normal. Like. Girl. Why would you do that? Obviously you split the Atlantic if you have to make a map flat.

And yeah Halloween being in Autumn when all the leaves are orange is SO WEIRD.

[noodles-07]

today is the one-year anniversary of Brian Thompson's shooting, so this is a friendly reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent until proven guilty and that, hot as he may be, he's still Just Some Guy who's life has been ruined over the last year in a high-publicized trial for a crime that he pleaded innocent to

[gated]

This is one of the things I started noticing last year: the US media now describes people like Mangione as "the killer". Not accused of, he's the killer. He just has to go to trial to see if they'll punish him for it.

That's... bad. It was a bad omen for "ICE are ripping that woman out of her car because she must have done something wrong."

[gated]

I've legit given up. I guess this is just going to happen.

Nine days. They usually give this stuff months. I can't. I can't. I really just don't see the point in any kind of research anymore. It doesn't matter. Working as hard as I had to on a PhD feels like it was a giant waste of time.

Ironic that I went from the benefits of social media (that we're banning) to the mental health crisis (that we're "fixing" with AI) to autism (that the global superpower says is caused by paracetamol). I chose the 100% best areas to make a living in.

I'd say I should have chosen geology or some shit, but that's depressing too.

[oobbbear]

I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy

[depsidase]

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [32/∞]

[lousolversons]

THE couple of all time

[pixelartjourney]

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later