Losing Dog

[Call me Jynx] 👁Late 20s👁 ⭐️She/Her/It/Its⭐️ Cuban \\failmale from beyond the stars and sleepy sheep of little renown\\ 🔒Proud pet of SapphicSadist🔒

[puppyriots]

These wizard robes are all the rage these days I swear

[crabussy]

going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

MASOCHIST MUTUAL: ouhhh I need to receive a botched execution where they try for a gutshot but they miss and hit my steel dog tags instead and it shatters my solar plexus shredding my lungs with bone fragments and they kick me into a ditch where I slowly asphyxiate to death choking on my own blood and bone,,,

SADIST MUTUAL: [picture of newspaper cat] I should fuck a girl who is scared of me

[feather--fall]

i hear wing molesting is the new trend of the summer

[ace-trainer-alice]

It's not just that rigged games are hot because they act as kind of a concealed control mechanism. Your subject may think it's fair, or may know it's not, but either way it's a violation of politesse to point it out. To control the system is a very erotic kind of advantage. And then to tie other things to it. To take the conditional advantage and extend it further. If you win, I'll do whatever you want, but if I win, you have to do one thing for me. Or taking away permissions, limiting access, slowly rigging the game further. You can play with just your mouth, right? You don't need your hands. No, I won't move the pieces for you. It's quite something. But you do also have to consider that winning alone is really fun and kinda hot in a vacuum.

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[unlila]

GAL GOAT JK♂🐐🐐

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[ransomnote]

you see i've been through the desert on a horse with a name. i named my horse mr. heroin.

[ransomnote]

in the desert, you can remember his name. it's pretty hard to forget mr. heroin.

[soldier-exclipse]

I made a superhero oc!

[soldier-exclipse]

I saw a picture of a Japanese cosplayer thrown in the trash and had to draw frostbite after getting her shit kicked in

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[norwegianaxiom]

there are two types of maids

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[massachusetts-official]

A modern Massachusetts classic

Official Post of Massachusetts

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh no, my only weakness, double peace signs. If a hero were do that and also smile and roll your eyes back a little like you're struggling to focus I'd be defeated instantly (spoken slightly too loudly while palming a phone with camera app open)

[ace-trainer-alice]

So the thing about "addictive saliva" is it's actually really tactically difficult to get close enough to the hero on a field of battle to steal a kiss directly so in my human secret identity I've been hosting a lot of fancy dinners and let me tell you when I have it drooling in lust desperately begging for just another kiss I am absolutely going to condition in some basic table manners. Or at the very least some posture training, how the hell does it swing a sword like that?

[ace-trainer-alice]

no. they're all wrong. don't listen to her. never give up. keep practicing your monologues, your dramatic poses, your evil laughter, your commanding voice. and one day surely you'll be able to achieve your dream to become a magical girl villainess who mind controls the protagonist and inverts her color scheme.