gender-offical

she/they pronouns biromantic asexual demigirl uhhhhh ill post existential gender thoughts and just whatever im thinking

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

why does gender taste like fire and dirt were put in a blender

[gender-offical-com]

wha- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I TASTE LIKE

[danwithouttheplan]

mutuals I would dangle over a tank full of sharks

[danwithouttheplan]

mutuals I would tie to a railroad track

[danwithouttheplan]

mutuals I would strap to a rocket

[danwithouttheplan]

mutuals I would fasten to a table and ever so slowly inch a laser closer and closer to

[danwithouttheplan]

mutuals I would glue to a log in a sawmill

[alocalpizzadruid]

@averydeadshootingstar

[onyxz-marie-100]

@no-one-offical

[no-one-offical]

Excuse but I'm gay

[gender-offical-com]

@whyseverythingonfire

[homosexuality-offical]

if you put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, I don’t claim you. Let fall exist, it’s culture is so pretty.

[gender-offical-com]

i don’t celebrate thanksgiving???????

[homosexuality-offical]

FALL !!!

[gender-offical-com]

winter music tho

[homosexuality-offical]

if you put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, I don’t claim you. Let fall exist, it’s culture is so pretty.

[gender-offical-com]

i don’t celebrate thanksgiving???????

[pepsi-offical]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

COKE AND I

ARE NOT

IN LOVE

I WILL REPEAT

NOT

IN

LOVE

Is that understood?

[gender-offical-com]

i ship it

[wizardex-yt]

[gender-offical-com]

i’m almost tempted to ask someone to explain to me why the enitirety of the offical verse hates ai. (i don’t want to research i’m lazy)

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[green-tea217-deactivated2024122]

Ok but is it true?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

[icyredrose]

I gotta test this

[janmutelokan]

mmh

[swallowtailpenis]

doot doot?

[thatparablog2]

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

[del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2]

doot doot/

[th3-pr0ph3tt]

…i wanna b dooted :<

[hmmmourhwash-deactivated2025052]

Im testing if its scam or not

[k4bby]

gimme gimme

[wheezecheese]

I don’t believe you

[v11v1-en]

there’s no way

[v11v1-en]

???

[blaxolt]

reblogging 3 times for science

[rinatepaste]

i need to know

[phorbolicious]

…Does this still work?

[no-one-offical]

‎

[jayyyyyy-is-gayyyyyy]

i absolutely need to know if this still works.

[do-not-u-dare]

does this work

[skeletal-spire-man]

therr is no way

[akagicyrusl0vr69]

Does it work?

[skeletal-spire-man]

IM FUCKING CRYING

[cosmic-entity-official]

mayhaps i et a dootdoot

[ieatmacbooks]

I AM AN IMORTAL BEING

YOU WILL NEVER ‘DoOt DoOt’ ME

YOU PUNY MORTAL

[ghostlylexie]

doot door? Maychance?

[the-rat12]

i remember reblogging this a while ago and not getting it

[holy-roman-empire-official]

I’ve always wondered if this actually was true.

[gender-offical-com]

let’s see…

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[sadgayboy-offical]

Fanfic writers can we please make some fanfiction about the officals and put it on ao3

[gender-offical-com]

this already exists.

[satan-offical]

OK guys since it's November we need to watch the ice way more carefully since she'll defrost soon an- *steps in a puddle* huh? Where did this come fro- *bells jingle in the distance* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the f

[gender-offical-com]

🎶jingle bells your in hell🎶

[satan-offical]

November tommorow you know what that means

[gender-offical-com]

merry christmas, satan.

[gender-offical-com]

i have been informed that i have more followers than @whyseverythingonfire because im gay. rude.

[gender-offical-com]

merry christmas gays

[not-really-a-conjunction]

real

[whywouldnteverythingbeonfire]

@gender-offical-com careful, they can smell the gay

[gender-offical-com]

oh no. my greatest secret. whatever shall i doooooo

[whywouldnteverythingbeonfire]

After extensive research there have been found 2 common types of the gay:

1.Chaotic Gremlin

Will possibly steal your soul approach with caution

2. Normal

Just your average person whose the gay

Anymore types is still under research @gender-offical-com

[gender-offical-com]

Why am i tagged I don’t get it

[whywouldnteverythingbeonfire]

Your gender official I assume you know more about this than me

[gender-offical-com]

offical*

[gender-offical-com]

@homosexuality-offical is the REAL expert.

or @queer-offical