sabrina's corner of bullshit

my names sabrina and i do art semi-occasionally. stick around my dudes. follow me on twitter! 

[bobdylanyaoi]

another cup of coffee for the bisexual pervert

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[garaks-padded-bra]

my cat Bowie really enjoys being sung to while i cradle her and idk why

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[e621dotnetcomments]

[juste621comments]

You are an usurper to the throne and we must duel to the death.

[juste621comments]

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[femmmie]

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

[lucisthings6]

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

[polyamorousmood]

[scolipede]

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

[moronpolice]

i had to adapt to fucking survive

[fernacular]

Muchas smoochas

(Wyll should totally have gotten wings and a tail because I says so)

((Also check out this cool fic where he grows them after the fact: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50415187)

[sundae-meringue]

I'm gratitudemaxxing rn. I love my comfy bed and chocolate chip cookies and my weird gay friends and blorbo from my shows. I love libraries and parks and movie theaters and restaurants and festivals. I love bubble tea and hip hop and honeysuckle. I love everyone who's reading this.

[yournonbinarypal]

[marypenelope]

Okay, look, I get it - Merle was always supposed to be the one to come up with the Third Option; he was the one who talked to John, he had the clues, he's the Peacemaker, I understand I get it I do

BUT

But Taako being the one to come up with it is what made Lucretia's betrayal worth it

Because for all that Taako tried to find a way to stop the Hunger during the Century, he was primarily concerned with the survival of himself and the other Birds. He wasn't invested in saving the worlds they encountered, because everyone on them was dust

But Lucretia's betrayal changed that. It forced Taako to live alongside the people he didn't care about saving, it forced him to build bonds with those people, because he didn’t know not to

And so he dated Kravitz. He tutored Angus. He handed out macarons for Candlenights.

And those connections, those bonds, are what forced him to think outside of the box. Because suddenly he didnt just care about saving himself and his family, he cared about saving the world. And it was that motivation that led him to come up with the idea that stopped the apocalypse for good. And it wouldn't have happened without Lucretia.

Just. Hhh. Ugh.

I get it, I do, I do, I get it.

But.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[badassdemonsword]