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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.Ā
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.Ā
aight
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
DO IT
WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear toā¦
1) It was not a rickroll
2) It was super awesome!
3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesnāt need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).
Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!
attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.
EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)
OK THIS IS THE COOLEST
Iām curiousā¦
Iām also curiousā¦
i bet 100 beans nothing will happen
*edit*
I lost 100 beans ā¦
Alright lets see what happens
OH MY GOD
I am sure nothing will happens.
So if I got the instructions rights. I shall reblog. Look at my blog. Click the picture than something happens.
Am I right ?
Nothing happened.
Yup nothing happened. Like actually nothing can someone tell me the instructions again ?
go to your actual blog page THEN click it
hello im obsessed with this now
Must not work on mobile
an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide
if you passionately defended āuglyā or āscaryā animals as a kid youāre gay now
Accurate
people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed to put their happiness before yours and do what makes them happy even if it does not include you. people are allowed to move on from you. people are allowed to fall in love with someone else. people are allowed to not want you in their life. people are allowed to do whatever they want to better themselves and become the version of themselves they are trying so hard to love. donāt be bitter towards someone who is only trying to be happy.
I feel like this POV does not get enough voice.
Get horny damn you
Wh....
What?
Me, a zoologist, to the last two living pandas
paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see youāve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, havenāt you? the egg whites havenāt been whipped for quite long enough, and itās lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations havenāt got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that youāve painted with edible gold leaf
me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw:Ā a rookie mistake
me at 2am
these two queens
This is what nightmares as a kid were like
Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am (2019)
This womanās work changed the way we see ourselves in America.
this is one of those things that you scroll past and then scroll back up thinkingĀ āwait thats hilariousā
Why would you fuck Adam sandler
it was on my bucket listĀ
Does the āwasā entail you already have?
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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it
helloā¦.
Dr James Barry, the first doctor to perform a successful C section wherein both mother and child survived, was a huge champion of handwashing at a time when most doctors didnāt wash their hands. For this reason, many of the chilldbirths he delivered resulted in healthier babies and mothers. He was also a gay trans man, who specifically wrote that upon his death he wished for his body to be taken in its nightshirt, wrapped in his sheets as a shroud, and placed into the coffin so that nobody would see his body. His wishes were not respected, and as a result he was outed at his death.
iāve also been informed he had a poodle. He named his poodle Psyche. Iād just like to congratulate him on being an excellent human being, who not only pioneered modern medicine but also had good taste in dogs. that is all.
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i thought this was fake but itās not
hereās the sawbones episode about him
cis people
He was also reportedly quite the ladiesā man, and heād apparently carried a child to term and gave birth.
heās one of my favorite historical figures and ive read a lot on him including the biography Scanty Particulars by Rachel Holmes. a lot of the details of his life are difficult to figure out, partly cause he was very private and partly cause he had so many rumors surrounding him. here are some of my fave facts about him:
-he was very concerned with protecting poor people, women and people of color, aka all the people most of upper class british society at the time cared the least about. he worked to reform prisons and hospitals in south africa at risk to his own career, and also improved the conditions under which poor enlisted british soldiers and their families lived
-he was kind of a known hothead. he was rumored to have fought at least one duel (probably not true though). florence nightingale hated him even though they had similar ideas about medicine because they had such a clash of personalities in the brief time they worked together
-he was a vegetarian and took a goat with him on sea voyages so he could always have fresh milk
-even though he had an abrasive personality and made a lot of enemies, his patients, especially the women, really loved him because they felt like he knew what he was doing and actually cared about their health
-he died poor because the british army ripped him off >:/
edit i almost forgot the best thing. he didnāt just have one poodle named psyche. he had a bunch. when one died he would get a new poodle and name that one psyche too
āi thought your poodle died?ā
āpsyche!ā [poodle comes trotting in]
this is the best response
Photo of Dr. James Barry in the late 1840s:
You can read more about Dr. Barry here.
MY MAN
Imagine trying to explain this addition to the post to Dr. Barry himself
Oh, I think heād get it.
I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.
Hereās your reminder that the US doesnāt have an official language.
Alright now whoās gonna write the fanfiction