I want to be #1 Phantom Express fan but I can't

!!NOTICE!! I AM A *RECOVERING* PROSHIPPER. I AM NOT ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO BE ONE. ||| I'm in too many fandoms, actively I'm in like 7. This includes FNF, Madness Combat, Cuphead, Shovelware's Brain Game, The Henry Stickmin Collection. I will happily talk about Minecraft Story Mode. || I am epically one of the big fans of Silverworth and Mac. I enjoy minor characters. 16, nofingender + neos, and a recovering proshipper. | I was gonna put something here but I forgot. || Days without a proship relapse: At least 60. ||

[gettheillegalfireworks]

I just randomly hyperfixated on doing something for 5½ hours and didn't want to do it for that long.

BUT I HYPERFIXATED ON IT AND I'M ONLY JUST NOW SOMEWHAT BURNT OUT.

PLEASE BRAIN I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT.

:(

[thinkingabout-girls]

thinking about that time in math class when the teacher was explaining what a vector is and some girl went “omg just like the guy from despicable me!!”

[aro-throughyourchest]

[1wn8ure]

oh wow a party! let me invite some friends :D

@if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs @local-meatlocker look a party! Shall we reblog this post so that everyone can know?

[thinkingabout-girls]

why do you hate me

[1wn8ure]

new tag game! everyone invite your friends to sage's party :D /silly

[if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs]

@gay-mooshrooms @rhyme-draws-stuff I don't know what's going on, but I'm down to help a friend torment a friend :)

[gay-mooshrooms]

Oh nice party, I brought cupcakes!

Come join the fun @colorful-craze @losergirlranboolive

[colorful-craze]

Hey hey hey, guess who brought pretzels??

Come join us @accidentallyaverage @ticcywhaleshark @abucketofweird @alli0s

[accidentallyaverage]

i brought skittles!!

come join the chaos!

@artisthedgehog @kayrielwrites @tzipor-feather-blog @nebulaofchaosandwoe @piney-45 @dinosaurguts @nerdybluehairandpronouns

[live-and-learn]

I brought pop!

Partake in the revels, dear mutuals!

@yes-i-exist-shutup @alex-j-tics @gayoticbeing @transtyranid

[moth-amphetamine]

I’ll brought some chocolate cupcakes!!

Reside in the chocolate glory, my comrades!

@literatureisdying @the-turtle-fan @wii-music-on-repeat and anyone else who wants to come :)

[the-turtle-fan]

I brought some chocolate chip cookies!

@kurt-4lifer @august-taylors-version @readerboss @arson-appreciation-society-pres

[absolutely-existing]

I've got garlic bread and blueberry muffins (was worried that I didn't bake enough muffins so I got some garlic bread to make up for it)

@mostlyonthefloor @twofoursixohjuan @writingandwritten @iheartmoons @sparkleturtle @definitelynotttheo @siriusly-kay

[twofoursixohjuan]

brought my record player and a few from the stash

@george-the-pumpkin @sunflowercandie @mostlyonthefloor

[george-the-pumpkin]

I brought the decorations, its a combination of pics of Vector from Despicable Me and vectors

@run-im-a-natural-disaster @the-nameless-wacky-inventor @lookineedsleep @the-purple-duck

[the-purple-duck]

I brought fun vector themed diy crafts!!

@mentally-unstable-fangirl @niff-of-crows @instantpansies @gingale @camlyee

[niffffty]

i've got a life sized pope francis cutout totally not stolen from the church i used to go to

if you give me 50 bucks you can kiss him on the lips

@calechipconecrimes @disastrouslygay @aro-manita-muscaria @itsmyturnonthegender

[itsmyturnonthegender]

I'm bringing chips

@the-mike-est-of-michaels @lemonbaloni

@sleepy-kitty-boy @themagiccelery

[computer-boy]

hey!!! i brought cinnamon rolls :3

@lukewarmhomie @multifandomsoup @wilbursoots-female-hysteria @reds-not-red @the-gayest-sky-kid

[harry-does-boys]

idk this person but i’m always down for some tormenting! i brought popcorn so we can all watch despicable me

@snail-clops @lmaonade404 @christs-cock @if-i-eated-soaps @evilautismwizard

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

i'm bringing out of date communion bread

@allegedly-human @dragonspleenistasty @a-really-hot-caterpillar @adhdsocialist @lillyislesbiab @rlydsntmttr @blackhole-that-is-life

[theirishquinlan]

I’m going to provide some cake and tophats :3

@getinlosersimcommittingarson @knickknacksenthusiast @churchyardishcharm @leieryx @wkxs @triangles-dont-do-art @astrowaffles @jacuzziwaters @h3xt0r

[jacuzziwaters]

The fact that I got tagged for this twice.

Im gonna bring my speaker. You can never have too much music.

@tau9  @funkyfagboybreakdowns @justanotherdumbteenboy 

@kybercrimes @caniblist-clown @howmanyholesinswisscheese @onlovesbehalf

@flo-milli-shit-hoe @queers-of-marybelltownship

[queers-of-marybelltownship]

bringing twister!!! bc it causes sososo much chaos!!

inviting: @underlined-in-spirit @photogenic-strawberry @the-dolphin-queen @potatoesaaa

[photogenic-strawberry-deactivat]

I’m bringing the bad decisions because a party is not a party until you regret it

Taggy timee!

@a-portal-to-nowhere @gayoticbeing @heckin-gremlin @pippin-pigeon @swiftieannah

[thefallling]

Can't believe 3 of my beloved mutuals had a party without me! (sarcastic)

Im like a wedding crasher but worse :)

Dont worry tho I brought expired dr. pepper! Extra spicy and good!

tagging some of my mutuals: @ammonti @consumerofbeans @waspsinyouryard @renegade4-13

[puella-magia]

i'm bringing a single gallon of milk. and my mutuals @discatded @elevenmayfieldz @blvd-sys @joe-bidens-big-naturals @zackbuildit

[elevenmayfieldz]

i am bringing a whole selection of homemade desserts (except one is cat food and you don't know which one)

@elsbianism @weirdo09 @very-strange-indeed @mon-sher-liam @runninguplenorahills @elizabethaftonfanpage

[very-strange-indeed]

I’ll make t-shirts for everyone at the party!

@edens-very-bored @dictionarydyke @dont-open-dead-inside-25 @14-cats-in-a-trenchcoat @bowlcutsforbyler

[willstragicapples]

uhhh i have grapes :)

@thebirdinator3000 @runninguplenorahills @dead-immortal @spectrum-spectre @unrepentant-byler-shipper @bearnarrow @namenotfound0 and im propping the door open so anyone else can join the party that wasn’t explicitly invited hehe

[krakoansam]

I have some crisps (chips my American peeps 😊)

@aidyaiden, @willbyers-clizzy, @pansexualdisasterr and anyone else who wants in.

[kylebitchlovski]

WAIT ARE YOU BRITISH?! if so this has made my day 😂 and i have decided to invite myself to the party

@sobeksewerrat @sunflowergamer6 @snort-mimimimina @daisysolos @fr3akteenager wanna come too?

[sunflowergamer6]

hell yeah i'm gonna bring a T-shirt canon

@snail27 @jacksonsdiaryaddicted @aledradio

[a-fucking-tornado]

Heck yeah I'm bringing homemade pizza and another speaker (bc... Music is music)

@guskinnie @hotdamnbitch @sprouts-garden @history-obssesed-boy-over-here @slut4converse @zaychik45510 @an-theduckin @faenemy you guys are now invited to the party

[an-theduckin]

Yippieee thanks for the invite!! I'll bring my pet rock, he's really good at doing party tricks!!

I'm gonna invite @appledreamers @zaychik45510 @faenemy @machathecat @purple-scrunchie @baldselene to the party cuz I want them to be there!!! :3

[machathecat-deactivated20240729]

I'm bringing my cat so everyone can hug her :3

@reed-tiger @r0tt1ngr4bb1t @red-signal

[reedtiger]

Thanks for inviting me! I will be hugging the cat for sure 👀

I brought various bags of chips for everyone :3

I'm not sure who else to invite lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[swizzlemalarkey]

i have pancakes!!! and i can toss in a fun skirt or two for anyone who wants to spin with me :)

@cryptidwithaninternetconnection @cats-and-confusion @catboymoments

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Ah thanks so much for inviting me! I’ve got some cake I made :) you can put on frosting if you want! ^^ and I would love to spin, friend :DD

@eyelessrabbit @hyperfixation-tangentopia @mythicalmagical-monkeyman @snailsnaps

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

😎🎂🎉🎆 

😎🎂🎉🎆 

😎🎂🎉🎆 

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@tabsters @maiawhimsicalt @filijester @amalgamorph @anxiescape @i-am-a-fan @northstarx-of-the-night @real-macaque-fan-01 @demigirl-w01fwalk3r @pumpkinspice202 @proxxinlmk @fellow-fandom-fruitifier @i-miss-breathing @others I forgot

[tabsters]

*kicks in door* I BROUGHT MORE CAKE  🎂 🎂 🎂

@iirexenii @professionalwaterbender @serenaisproblem @hecateisalesbian @stars-and-birds @addrianastarflower

[hecateisalesbian]

*walks in with the despicable me dvd* did no one think to bring the movie?

@bloodied-dagger @rainbowangel110 @artkittycatty

[rainbowangel110]

I got the projector dw

@nautilus1954 @charizardstolemynickname @haystarlight @imhumanguysiswear @idontliketomatoesleavemealone @dyinggoosenoises @mouse-in-a-piping-bag

[nautilus1954]

*drills hole through floor*

I brought pillows and beanbag cushions XD

Inviting @btchboisundae67 @sp1ffytegan @darkslayernk @genossingrimm @sweetestbriar03 @bluetintlens

[bbsundae]

I brought a buncha brownies

@ch0coc4t @raspberry-dounut @peachcoloredtears

[gettheillegalfireworks]

I have Caprisun and a ton of whipped cream.

@chubbletea tag more people as many as you can bring party supplies

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[badluckcrow1]

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I always liked how this scene set up the Joker as someone who’d fooled a lot of people with his lies. Harley doesn’t fall for the Joker’s “tragic upbringing” routine because she’s stupid or lovestruck, she falls for it because he’s an expert manipulator who tailors his stories to whoever he’s talking to.

[calligraphypage]

Just feel like mentioning this real quick because the previous post started it and I wanna add on to it: 

Harleen Quinzel is a psychiatrist. She is educated. She is intelligent. She understands how people work and demonstrates it multiple times in the series. And the Joker got to her anyway, because that is what emotional manipulators do. When Batman laughs at her in “Mad Love”, he’s not mocking her. He’s laughing out of pity because he finally sees that Harley’s too blinded by love to see the Joker for what he really is. (Side note: The few times we ever see Batman laugh, it’s usually out of pity; see also “The Killing Joke”.) 

Good people get manipulated. Smart people get manipulated. What happened to Harley Quinn happens every day, sometimes to the strongest, smartest, best people you could ever meet. Emotional abuse and manipulation victims aren’t stupid, or gullible, or anything like that. And that’s what Harley’s story is meant to show people. Manipulation can happen to ANYONE. 

[ifarockwasafrog]

Im gonna be real honest in the first gif i thought some guy with a paper bag on his head was smirking at harley

[gettheillegalfireworks]

I don't even watch this and I find this interesting what the hell

[gettheillegalfireworks]

I'm scared to follow people back now

[gettheillegalfireworks]

To the 4-5 people that just sent NSFW spam DMs I just want to say that you are disgusting because I'm a minor.

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[gettheillegalfireworks]

I just wanna pull out a discovery. Since Cagney is a Carnation (Dianthus Caryophyllus, Orange Sherbet bicolour), he's in the Caryophyllaceae family.

The Dianthus Caryophyllus is also a hermaphroditic flower so big news.

And for you people that think he could be a Calendula (Calendula Officinalis), the pot marigold is also a hermaphroditic flower so checkmate.

[gettheillegalfireworks]

When brain melts at 3 AM it's not pretty man

I researched uhh yeah Iranian history for a fuggin character with no lore or anythin

Name nationality, overanalyse yahyhhg.

Brain smoothie becomes gas.

"Qara Qoyunlu was 1374-1468, Aq Qoyunlu was 1378–1503."

Yay um dynasty I am melt

Brain death

[gettheillegalfireworks]

I said it on Twitter, I'll say it on Tumblr.

If I don't have my regular brand of toothpaste (Which I don't rn and can't afford) and I'm out shopping for an alternative, if I see a brand that says "Will not give you stomachaches if you accidentally swallow a tiny amount!" I am snatching that in an instant.

[troublepunk-ldn]

Petition: Reverse the decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill

I want the Government to reverse their decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill, as this legislation contains importa

hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word

this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures

[rhube]

So, this one is actually a lot more important than reporting and blocking spam bots. That post has 20,000 notes rn, so it would mean a lot to me if you could give the same treatment to this as you gave to that (@neil-gaiman if you're listening).

If the petition gets 100,000 signatures they have to consider it for debate in parliament.

It's a crime that Gender Recognition Reform was blocked in England, but Scottish MPs voted it into law and that the UK Parliament overturned that is in direct contravention of democracy as a whole.

It's a pretty serious big deal. Please sign, or, if you're not a UK citizen, please boost.

[that-one-enby-onyx]

Reblogging for exposure

This is a very important matter, so please consider signing if you're a UK citizen.

[gettheillegalfireworks]

Another reblog. I can't even sign it from the US because it needs an email, sad.

[gettheillegalfireworks]

WRONG BLOG

[gettheillegalfireworks]

Here be the introductory art of Death is Not Feared! I forgot the guy who drew it because they disappeared off the face of Discord but nonetheless I did not draw it!

[gettheillegalfireworks]

Finna make a blog for a Cuphead AU that isn't even finished but has a main outline.

[gettheillegalfireworks]

Hey guys can we just talk abt the fact that Kagekao canonically can only have one side of his mask lit at one time?

[guysonroblox]

i played roblox in 2014-2016 and idk if anyone remembers but ODer was the go to insult for some reason (i think it stood for online dater?) and also noob of course lol

just seeing if anyone else remembers this anyways awesome blog and sorry this isnt a single roblox guy and more like a guy phenomenon

I used to see entire swat teams scout club iris for online daters it was crazy

[gettheillegalfireworks]

I remember this as a 2017 player. It started dying out in about 2018-2019. Nobody uses it anymore, prolly because it's tagged now (It wasn't before). Now, they simply say 'online dater'

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[gettheillegalfireworks]

The worst kind of writer's block is when you have the motivation, the time, the materials, the skill, everything...

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTINUE THE DAMN THING.