GhostApple

[seven-winged-liar]

if i could figure out how people interact and sewing machines work i would be unstoppable

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[orpheuslament]

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Just found out the guy I've been fighting with via email over whether a matter is legal or finance's responsibility is the SAME GUY I've been chatting with in the halls. Oh my fucking god. I'd literally send him an email basically being like, you are incompetent and you are actively trying to evade responsibility, and then FOUR MINUTES later see him in the halls and go "Heyyyy bitch omg how's your wife, how did the vet trip go, when are you going to come to lunch with us on Thursdays omg stop avoiding us" he must think I'm CRAZY

[parkchanwoohoo]

[danskjavlarna]

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[unwillingadventurer]

Raffles in The Chest of Silver

[random-brushstrokes]

Charles Sprague Pearce - In the Garden (ca. 1880s)

[thedeepthought]

me: i love this ship because they understand each other on a level no one else does

also me: i love this ship because they misunderstand each other constantly and it’s causing irreparable damage to them and everyone around them

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[valtsv]

colouring your art is so funny. noooooo i cant put blue there im too scared. what if it looks bad and all the other colours unionise to beat me to death and hang my flayed corpse in the town square for all to point and laugh at.

[valtsv]

im fighting for my life against abstract concepts and its serious. to me.

[fuck-customers]

[vagrats]

wall hanging for my brother! naturally dyed with cute, osage, madder, and knotweed. first forray into naturally dyeing things in my kitchen, using a combination of dye techniques and modifiers. machine pieced, hand appliqued and quilted; roughly 15” square. excited to do way more of this kind of thing :')

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[dreadwedge]

[energyprison]

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about

[acidtheater]

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it