Toats M'Goats

Hey Lovely Tumblr People! AJ, 19, trying to run a decent Humor Blog! If you sift through you will probably eventually find more and more random things so...have fun?

[jephjacques]

inspired by a conversation with my friend Rosemary, here are some handy snacts for you to print out and carry with you at all times

[fromgreecetoanarchy]

[d-lightfulexcess]

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

[toloveviceforitself]

“I think that lying does not count at the library” oh my Gods you precious punk larva

[hexingkyriachy-deactivated20200]

Oh no, this is genuinely peak punk

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today’s date is 2²/3²/4².

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY

[patrickat]

Be there and be square.

[thepetcollective]

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

Ok me

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

chaotic evil

[fearofmuzak]

he’s a libra

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[rantotthus]

[mikemoschetto]

I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know much about sports, but something seems askew here.

[the-last-teabender]

Nah he fine.

[intimeofperil-deactivated202105]

Tip-top scoot.

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[meechonmars]

when you got bad handwriting

[mogifire]

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

[between-the-ley-lines]

THIS WINS

[ubercharge]

@toddnet beesexual 

[pleatedjeans]

[adestroy]

A most challenging day for captain Kirk

[officialjiggly]

I had to buy this

[sridevi]

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

i told you not to fuck with me

[earthlynation-blog]

Lick Lick Lick. Photos via imgur

[witchesonfilm]

[nostopdasgay]

CIA agent: we’ve intercepted the package, Mr. President President: *opens trunk* Excellent.

[notcallum-deactivated20170422]