CAARD
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CAARD
hi, I write for slashers, OUAW, uprooted and whatever I might be hyperfixated on. I mainly dabble in self insert and OC writing. If you have any requests lmk, my inbox is always free :o)
Requests are open<3
Rules for request below
Hector relationship headcanons
Hector is a very attentive partner. He can sense your problems before you say them. He just likes to imagine himself as the protagonist of a romance movie and part of that is taking care of his beloved
Mainly because he fears if he canât be useful then he can be discarded, cause like, what other purpose does her have??
He needs a lot of reassurance that you arenât gonna leave him for someone âbetter suitedâ for you, whatever tf that means
Because he does a lot of watching and hears about all your problems as a result. He hears you complain about your job, your friends, your relationship, your chores, everything so once heâs out he so ready to make your life 100x easier
But he himself cannot accept a lot of nice things?? Like he feels so awkward and tense when youâre nice to him sometimes. The guilt eats him alive, has very bad self esteem issues
Heâs very respectful of boundaries, especially if what you need most is to be left tf alone. He understands that sometimes ppl just need a few minutes to calm down from a situation
Honestly, he sometimes needs to be alone for a while. At least 2-3 hours by himself so he can recharge his emotional battery
Very sensitive, like, super sensitive and emotional. Not in the way where you like, say something slightly mean and he starts bawling. But if you say or do something sweet he starts crying. He just gets overwhelmed w/ emotions easily, since, heâs probably been isolated for so long
Loves to have you sitting in his lap no matter how big you are, you could be over 6â5 and/or over 300lbs and heâd still be like :33, need a seat?
Crush that man, heâs made of metal he can take it
Honestly, itâs kinda like a weighted blanket. He finds the pressure reassuring. He loves it when you lay on top of him or across him. Or you have your head in your lap.
Total service top, please tell him what to do. In the vents he talks big game about what he wants to do for you but once he gets there heâs like âc-c-c-can I ho-hold your hand.â
But once he gets comfortable you donât have to ask. Kinda likes the idea of you depending on him for a lot of stuff, back to the whole âI need to be useful.â
One time he heard you bragging about him over the phone w/ your friends and omg, he couldnât work for an hour. The fact you acknowledged him to your friends AND you were bragging?? He damn near shut off.
God I need him
I had a dream I made a post about Sinclair and it got like WEIRDLY popular, and ppl were literally salivating over it and someone reposted it w/ yandere headcanons??
I think I literally just said âSinclair would be a very clingy lover.â And ppl were off their fucking KNOCKERS w/ that shit.
But honestly, facts. I wish I could progress more into Sinclairâs route but Iâm being cock blocked by that twink ass Scandalabra. Cause he wants me to fuck more.
So I immediately had to write the biblical relationship between chance, Parker, and MC so here you go. This is me mainly talking about Parker and how weird he is.
Parker x reader x chance
This is all w/ the idea that everyone is fully realized, fuck the realized endings though
Chance has no idea why youâre w/ Parker in the first place. From the MOMENT he rolled the dice and it landed on âloveâ he felt his heart sank. Especially cause he knew Parker would be asking him to roll too.
So in this headcanon, chance agreed to roll. Only because you seemed to excited and GOD he canât say no to you sometimes. He figured since Parker and chance had never played and theyâve only played one DnD game that it wouldnât be so bad. 1/3 odds seemed find to chance.
It was not fine
Chance rolled love and he could feel his soul leave. You and Parker were ecstatic though. You two both hugged chance screaming. YAY!! THREE BOYFRIENDS!! WHO ALL CAN KISS!!
Parker doesnât actually know the difference between friendship and romance. Except you can kiss and have sex. Even then the lines are a little blurry for his liking. Which is why heâs actually made rules to being in a relationship!
The three of you play dnd like every weekend. Yâall make snacks and drinks and a playlist for this. Itâs actually one of chanceâs favorite activities w/ you and Parker. Despite Chances,, hesitations w/ Parker he still is super pumped to play w/ him
Parker isnât actually very good w/ dnd. Heâs learned all the rules but heâs not very, imaginative. Which is fine because chance loves writing and coming up w/ stuff on the spot. Parker gets really pumped whenever chance describes his moves/actions. Itâs like a kid whoâs allowed to pick whatâs for dinner. LIKE,,, I DID THAT?!?! Type vibe
Parker is VERY clingy. He constantly wants to be around you two all the time. He loves just being near you and chance whenever he gets the opportunity since he was locked up in that dingy attic for probably years.
He doesnât even care about touching you, he just wants to be near you two at all times. Sometimes you donât even have to be doing anything and he just stares you and chance down like heâs about to attack you guys
Follows you into the bathroom too just to talk. Chance tried to ignore Parker but heâs literally that one audio thatâs like âhello? Are you pooping?â Thankfully he was on the toilet because he shat himself
Parker is also very protective of you and chance. He barks at ppl, and bites
The three of you went to a local convention and some guy threw something at you and Parker turned and lunged at the guy and began to chase him. Growling and barking while doing so.
God thereâs so much more I can write
Maybe Iâll do a part two đđ
Idk why ppl always make Chance and Parker friends or even lovers?? Not just that but chance being mutually in love w/ Parker?? Parker would have an unhealthy obsession w/ chance and follows him around everywhere he goes. Like, heâd be OBSESSED w/ chance and chance has considered filing several restraining orders but doesnât only because MC is his lover and Parkerâs lover. Like heâs canonically uncomfortable around Parker. Chance is very weirded out by Parker. Parker would be obsessed w/ him because of DND and heâs always wanted to play but chance finds every excuse not to play w/ him.
Iâm not mad about it btw, I just think ppl are missing the chance(hahahaha) for a one sided romance. I LOVE one sided angst especially if the one in love is super fucking weird. I love Parker so, so much. I need him to feel the pain of rejection.
Chance x reader x Parker but Chance is afraid of Parker
Slightly nsfw BUT
Iâve had this little romantic kinda kinky idea in my head w/ amir and a YN who canât take complements like, at all.
And one day you think yâall about to get kinky when he ties you down and gags you. But instead of getting freaky he just, gives you complements until youâre a mess. And you canât even do anything about it cause youâre tied up gagged. So you just kinda have to take it as he kisses you and tells you how beautiful you are.
Like youâre GONNA take a compliment whether you like it or not. Of course you like it đđ heâs so sweet đđ
Honestly, better than sex.
Itâs nap time at work and one of the nap time CDs has a song that sounds exactly like Johnny splash, and it makes me giggle
Itâs just the way he sings sounds like an Elvis Presley impression but like, itâs bad?? Epic CD has my favorite songs but Iâm trying not to loose my shit while all these kids are sleeping
I could totally see him singing to your kid and getting REALLY into it. Like he tries singing your kids to sleep but he just keeps them up. Imagine doing duets w/ him.
Your kids would probably brag to their friends that their daddyâs famous, but itâs just some Elvis Presley wanna be. God I love pathetic men.
Multi fandom sleep headcanons
Germany hetalia, Jerry date everything, nubbins sawyer, Jean Claude uprooted, gricko grimmgrin
Tw for nubbins section
Germany
Heâs a light sleeper, like itâs like his brain never fully shuts off
Germany wakes at even the SLIGHTEST noise of something wrong, mainly because Italy but other times itâs cause of Prussia
Surprisingly though, gets a full 8 hours of sleep.
He goes to bed @ exactly 8:30 every night to wake up at 4:30, not a minute earlier not a minute later
He doesnât rlly have pajamas tbh?? Usually he just throws on an old tank top and some sweats, which thank god his muscles would be so hot under all the fabric, like maybe he should sleep w/ out a blanket too! Oh maybe you should take your shirt off maybe- Actually, just take off your pa-
He has a military ass alarm clock, he neatly sets it up every night to make sure it goes off on time
He also works out right before bed, probably yoga or something to calm himself down like maybe some running and then he takes a shower and makes sure his body is clean
Heâs not too stiff when he sleeps, he actually can move around quite a bit while he sleeps
While he has a strict bedtime he can be up and ready at any given moment. He can bounce up at a single moments notice to go get shit done
Jerry
Oh god, he doesnât have a bed, he barely even has a room. Itâs so cluttered and dirty he usually sleeps on a pile of soft things heâs collected
This collection is: un-used tissues, forgotten stuffed animals, old cloths/fabric scraps, hair balls. He just has them piled up and then he just plots down and snoozes
Doesnât have a bedtime, he kinda just sleeps when he sleeps. Itâs very sporadic and of the moment, one minute heâs up and one minute heâs down
He wears some fucking Scrooge ass pajamas, with a little candle and a night cap too. As he sleeps on a pile of stuffed animals and towels
Very cold like, Jerry is ALWAYS freezing. He piles blankets and sheets on his body to stay warm. Has thought about getting insulator to keep the heat in
Active sleeper, never ends up in the same place twice and itâs wild. Probably talks in his sleep too, like little mumbling and gasping
Has sleep apnea, which is why heâs always so tired and skittish. Idk why it makes sense to me but it just does
He sometimes likes to hold a teddy bear while he sleeps, he just likes to hold something close to his body and maybe have something wrapped around his shoulders to simulate the feelings of being held
Nubbins sawyer
Tw: roadkill, mental illness, unhealthy family dynamics
Sleeps on the floor of his twinâs room, or on some shitty war cot Choptop stole. Itâs hit or miss where he ends up
Nubbins sleeps with no blankets and no pillows, he sleeps on his stomach and uses his arms and pillows instead
Usually wears the clothes he had on during the day, including underwear, when he decides to conk out
Honestly, due to his schizophrenia, he has a hard time actually keeping any semblance of a sleep schedule. Sometimes he stays up for days at a time and sometimes he can only stay awake for 4 hours a day. Or when his brother forces him to wake up.
Sometimes, rarely, he brings home road kill to sleep with. Similar to a stuffed animal, just something to hold. Bubba being the kind brother he is, made nubbins ones so Drayton wouldnât get upset w/ nubbins for bringing home a stinky animal corpse
Heâs very sporadic in his sleep, which is why he sleeps close to the floor in the first place. Like he literally rolls in his sleep. He kick, tosses, throws and screams
Jean Claude
Has a very nice, very comfortable bed that is definitely not soggy! I could actually see him to be the type to have a water bed, although idk how well thatâd pair w/ his talons and beak
Has really poorly made silk sheets that are definitely not real silk. With matching pillows! I wonder if heâd prefer wool or feather pillows
He has a night gown he wears that totally not lingerie. Itâs very flattering and flowy! I could see him on a balcony basking in the moon light
Sleeps pretty tight! He doesnât move around a lot but he does let out a few HOOOOONK, SHOOOOOs!
With the gang he tends to sleep more alone, mostly cause he barely knows these people. He prefers to stay a comfortable distance away
Has a whole skin care routine too, w/ a face mask, cleanser, and several crystals involved in keeping his feathers fresh and crisp
Gricko
He probably knows how to make a KILLER hammock, w/ like, nature. Can probably build a tiny hut whenever to take a quick nap in w/ Hootsie
It kinda reminds me of a wolf but he will smooth out his sleeping surface before just plopping down and sleeping
Snores, and it reverberates in his giant nostrils. Itâd be quite beautiful if not such a horrible sound naturally. Almost like his own broadway stage
If heâs outside or sharing a room, he wears whatever clothes heâs in. If heâs in a room and w/out the rest of the party members, he sleeps completely naked
Has a small night time routine of washing his face, and brushing his teeth maybe takes a shower if heâs smelly enough. Itâs nothing fancy, but itâs a way to get him to unwind
Sometimes he sews or knits before getting ready, itâs something repetitive and relaxing that lets him process his day. Or he writes songs and jams with hootsie
Hetalia axis as your coworkers
Germany
Honestly, kind of a good and bad coworker to have.
He does his shit and keeps everyone on task. Making sure everyone in your team/side actually does the work
But, he will make you redo work if itâs not up to par w/ his standards, and he has HIGH standards
Very considerate though, and if youâre having trouble he will help you no questions or judgement
If you have a question he will teach you, but he wonât let you leave til you UNDERSTAND what heâs saying.
Like he will make you sit down and take notes while he barks instructions at you
And will hunt your ass down if youâre even a few minutes late from breaks.
Hi hi hiđŒ can you write hazel and booker (from uprooted) fluff for me pls thank youđ«¶đ«¶đ«¶ (take your time btw!!)
Ooo! Wasnât expecting any actual requests tbh, I just be writing shit in my free time :33(Iâm doing headcanons and a little Drabble to go w/ these)
Rating: fluff
Booker
You and booker are a dynamic duo, oneâs never too far from the other. Mainly cause booker trails you to make sure you donât do anything stupid with the others
Ice breaker
(Meant to be platonic but could be romantic) ouaw krew x reader
Masculine reader
Horror and angst(reader death and resurrection, extreme elements)
(Also I spelled Kremys name wrong, ignore that, that literally didnât even happen)
You walk into the room, the metal door slamming behind everyone. Everyone snapped their heads back, weirded out but not particularly shocked, only twig and Gricko gasped at the sudden loud bang. This house was a nightmare since you arrived, you all had been invited to a dinner party but, you had been locked into the house with the only way out being a hidden spell somewhere within the house. Looking around the current room, it was dusty and cold. There was an arm chair with a thick wooly blanket, a fire place, and a small coffee table with a glass of solid ice. You shivered slightly, still not use to the cold. Hootsie bumping my leg empathetically.
âWhy would they put a lounge in the kitchen?â Gideon asked aloud, picking up the blanket before setting it back down.
Kremmy quickly agreed âI donât know gid, this whole house is a fucking labyrinth. Shower under the stairs, fucking oven in the library, it donât make no sense.â
You began to stutter and shiver âWhy is it so cold?â The air nipping at your skin forming goose bumps.
You felt gricko bounce up next to you, patting your leg.
âIt ainât that cold, maybe a bit chilly.â
You watched as torbek clumsily looked around the room, you yawned loudly. The cold always made you so tired in the cold, feeling your eyelids begin to drop slightly. As everyone looked in the room, searching for a key to get out of the house. You and gricko stood next to the entrance door, your eyes taking in the room. It was an average lounge room, more narrow than long. The walls looked as if they were slowly decaying, the beautiful blue wall painting looked muddy and watered down somehow. The fireplace somehow still looked warm, despite the relative absence of life within the house. Finally your eyes flickered onto a beautiful jewelry box. Torbek waves gently at you as twig pointed at the same jewelry box. It looked like a renaissance painting, a beautiful pink garden complimented the white and gold of the box. Torbek picked up the small jewelry box, curious to know its contents. You blinked in confusion as before your eyes, a small string snapped from it. Thatâs when you heard the grating sound of the door on the other side begin to close. The metal began to slowly scrap as the door began to close and the sound of loud air filled our ears.