
izzy's playlists!
Show & Tell
đŞź
tumblr dot com
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
taylor price

titsay

Kiana Khansmith
Game of Thrones Daily

pixel skylines
NASA

blake kathryn
todays bird

â
Misplaced Lens Cap
Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor

seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Italy

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from T1
seen from China

seen from United States
@glazakerosinom
Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:
"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"
Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."
Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."
I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.
the thing that annoys me the most about it is that it's just some random metaphor, like, why should I even agree with the premise. "you are like a beautiful rose" based on what? oh we're just making up stuff, well then I say you're like a restaurant tip jar and every time you have sex someone adds a shiny coin to the pile. you're a beautiful photo album and every sexual partner is an interesting polaroid to add to your collection. since we're just saying whatever
I am now exclusively employing etm.
coledge Campus perfec t place for put shapiro in to t\alk! inside very Receptive and Listen shapiro speech very convincing put shapiro in public space. Put Shapiro in Public Space. no problems ever in collegge campur because good Stage and Audience for shapiro speech quiet of intelligent shapiro brain. Apublic Audianece yes a place for ben sampiro put him in college campus can trust college for giveing good listen to shapiro. friend college
Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926
The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is âHas the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!â :D
youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9
Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926
The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is âHas the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!â :D
youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9
Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926
The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is âHas the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!â :D
youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9
imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius
john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. âdean, i wouldnât have given you this car if you werenât going to take care of it.â âdad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.â âyouâre right, son, my bad. carry on.â
in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes sheâs in a prius so she softly whispers âthis is bullshit. i can never go home.â
sam says âweâve got work to doâ and then steps back so he can close the hatchback
because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when youâve got monsters to kill
a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.
I donât even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.
today i learned that the finnish word for âhazardous wasteâ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as âproblematic garbageâ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
Your fave is ongelmajäte
in german itâs SondermĂźll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr
One manâs ongelmajäte is another manâs sondermĂźll.
remisa but human rem 4 fun
I have the most beautiful news which is - When my eldest niece was a toddler, we all - Me, two of my biker friends, and four generations of my family - went to see the fireworks at the beach, and she got cold and sleepy so I wrapped her up in my leather jacket and denim kut covered in patches from bike rallies and sat her on my bike so she could warm herself up on the still-hot engine, where she fell asleep.
Her Mam took a photo, and I jokingly said "One day, if she's gay, she'll be able to impress girls with that picture."
Anyway, today she texted me and said that a girl she likes was really impressed with the photo of her as a baby hanging out with the bikers.
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac
Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle
(image source)
Remember:
A trans man saying "Society doesn't see me as a man" isn't the same as him saying "I don't see myself as a man"