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alastair | they/xe | minor 

[glittermilkshakewasteland]

SPICY SPICY INTRO POST LETS GOOOOOO

I’m Alastair! Pronouns are they/them/their/theirs/themself and xe/xem/xer/xers/xemself. My Pronouny is here.

I’m genderfluid and queer, a little aro-ish and a little ace-ish. Everyone’s pretty.

I have anxiety and maybe-ADHD.

Social interaction is terrifying but I’d still love to be friends! DMs and askbox are open, anon is always turned on if that’s more your speed.

I AM A MINOR SO NO CLOWNING (adults can interact though as long as you’re not...you know)

Triggers are tagged “tw ________.”

Main interests below the cut.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Yuri!!! On Ice, trying to get back into Daredevil

MAIN FANDOMS: Hannibal, VENOMMMMM, Death Note (-_-), Formula 1 (though I don’t reblog much stuff about it)

HONORABLE MENTIONS: MCU (grudgingly), Deadpool, Young Avengers, Black Sails, Money Heist

MUSIC: Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, the Beatles, classic rock, Imagine Dragons, Måneskin, and any music not in English

OTHER INTERESTS: languages, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, historical dress, sewing, crochet

I also play DragonVale! (Anonymityrocks#8671 if you want to friend me hehe)

[a-space-opera]

[lucyaudley]

This answers and raises questions

[hardboiledoldman]

Cassette Futurism God Tier

[sparrowhawk815-deactivated20190]

Cassette Futurism god tier for real tho…

[captain-starskull]

Who made these and how can I support them?

[imthecreativejunkie]

Awesome artist Simon Stålenhag made those.

[bossybussy]

How can we forget solarpunk! (My personal favorite)

[prayeristheanswer1-deactivated2]

@the-gay-goblin @the-only-milf-ever which is your favorite?

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr

[buthowaminotdeadyet-deactivated]

new rule, anyone who sees this pinned post must reblog it at least once, thank you, that is all

[stereotrauma-remade-deactivated]

it’s a lovely night on tumblr and you are a horrible goose

[bo0zey]

OMFG WHAT IS THISMSKSK??????

[powerfulwizard]

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

[jackmeatington]

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

[powerfulwizard]

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

[kohinoors]

[espanhois]

if you're feeling bored, do this little experiment and tag with your score! you link 10 words together that are as different as possible

[callese]

[khapikat222]

Report Disney, Report Universal, Knotts, the Large Golf Courses.

Report them en mass and force their business behavior to change.

[keeshplay]

[gehayi]

If you want to report water waste by Disney, Nestle, Universal, Palm Springs Golf Course, etc., go here and select “multiple types of waste”, because nothing else actually fits real wasters like them.  (The other nine options are about ratting out your neighbors [7], complaining about cleanliness in hotels [1], or complaining about restaurants serving water unasked [1]. Fuck all of these.) 

“Multiple types of waste” requires a comment, but somehow I don’t think anyone on Tumblr will have any problems sharing their opinion.  In vast detail, if necessary.

You can also take photos of Disney’s, Knotts’, Universal’s, etc. water waste and attach it to the report.

This can be done through desktop or mobile.

Have fun!

[max1461]

"[S]ocialism is [...] c [...] a [...] t[...] girls"

- Karl Marx

[reverse-mermaid]

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

[reverse-mermaid]

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

[unclefather]

[post-store]

$8.99

[artandmartini]

Stuff in the new Venom 2 trailer I've already read in fanfic:

Venom still trying to get them with Anne

Anne and Dan getting engaged

Eddie being respectful to Anne and Dan's relationship

Venom not liking best boy Dan

Them being referred to as a couple!

Tongue deep throat (different symbiote but still)

Every non action scene was taken from ao3 you cant change my mind

[mercurymakkari-deactivated20211]

Elder gays reacting Montero (CMBYN) is KILLING me

+ seratonin boost for the people:

[cillianmurphy]

#just the usual bickering when faced with danger Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

[mitskibf]

dearly beloved venom enthusiasts I have some amazing news

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[deejay]

[anezkadragon]

bpd also means:

ever changing life goals

right now I wanna marry you, have children, buy a house and all that shit

tonight I wanna leave you, move away and fuck around (cause I‘m suddenly not bi, but gay)

tomorrow I won’t give a fuck anymore, cause I‘m way too confident

and then pretty soon I‘ll be my fucked up self again who just doesn’t wanna live anymore anyways - so I won’t care either way

again the unclear-or-shifting-self-image-part

and yes, it is exhausting for both of us - you can’t trust me and I can’t trust myself

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

[deadbeatmaker]

don’t know if I can defend myself here

[painterleey]

Three years, still a legend 💙💜