where the hell have u been loca

26 year old victorian woman, multifandom blog owner (currently mostly acotar)

[gloomy-hag]

DH posting screenshots of his true widow voice memos folder is like foreplay to me

[gloomy-hag]

kurt vile looks exactly like my ex

[pollen]

hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

[horsegirl]

Listening to music and thinking about situations

[seawitchkaraoke]

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[quendergeer]

[professorsparklepants]

– Aang after getting slightly too drunk at the 5 year anniversary of Zuko’s coronation

[angelbonesss]

[conesoldstobers]

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

[themeanstoanend]

[koyaildoesstuff]

*in my best newscaster voice*

You heard it here first folks, author J.R.R. Tolkien approves use of his books to help you escape from the horribleness that is today’s day and age!

[sandmandaddy69]

[anxeious]

[luveline]

[important-animal-images]

[deathshallbenomore]

my idea of risky text: hi how are you (to a person who i know for a fact enjoys interacting with me)

[bobbysox]

just found out about family recipes in the sims 4

[gloomy-hag]

why is it when i get my period im literally so physically tired like i can’t even lift my arms

[wholesome-animal-images]

Hey, that’s me

[gloomy-hag]

spilt a boiling cup of tea on my leg and my weed probably isnt arriving until after i am travelling home AND a pillow fell off the wardrobe onto y head when i was changing out of my boiling, tea soaked clothes. so not the day i wanted