Jenny: I want a divorce! PT: We aren’t even married! Jenny: And WHOSE fault is that!?!?

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@gloriousincorrectquotes
Jenny: I want a divorce! PT: We aren’t even married! Jenny: And WHOSE fault is that!?!?
PT: Bye, I have to go study so that I can be better then everyone I hate.
PT: Will you help me hide a body? Phillip: Huh? PT: Come on we can't delay... Phillip: What did you do?! PT: No one can see him on the floor, get him out the door, before he can decay! Phillip: NOW WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME?!
PT: I have had one hour of sleep. PT: One brownie. PT: Two shots of expresso. PT: And I am ready to either fight god or die trying.
PT: Nothing feels better than winning monopoly. Not love. Not sex. Not free pizza. Nothing. Phillip: I'm sorry but have you ever had pizza? PT: Yes, but it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die in your friend's eyes as you take their money and your friendship slowly fades.
PT: You're late, I told you to meet us at sunset. Irish Giant: I can still see the sun you fucking midget.
I wish I had the ability to make gifsets (or take clear screencaps I NEED THE BLURAY) because I really want a gif of Phillip’s face journey when he and P.T. are talking to Jenny and she’s like “have you heard me sing” and P.T. says no.
Machine!Connor: What am I allergic to?
Deviant!Connor: Pine nuts, and the whole-ass spectrum of human emotion.
President Warren: We have an army.
North: We have a bomb.
Markus: -nO!
Dany: Glares in Valyrian
Thomas: How do you get Rob from Robert?
Newt: Well you see...
Thomas: And how do you get Dick from Richard?!
Minho: You ask nicely.
Newt: cue R2D2 scream
Fuck is great because it can be used in any context.
Theon, probably
Joffery: Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti.
Sansa: What?
Robb: We didn’t have a flag at the game, so Mr. Baratheon made us use Theon’s spangled pants.
SO PURE!
Just so some of y’all know, this is not the actors or Marvel or Sony promoting the movie. This is them being the nicest people ever. They’ve talked about this. Tom started this habit of visiting every children’s hospital in the cities they film at ever since Homecoming. He would ask permission to borrow the suit and go on his own. No one was filming. Then Zendaya started going with him cuz she thought it was an awesome idea and then cameramen started also going. No one asked them to go. Jake Gyllenhaal then said recently that when he heard about this tradition, he had the need to do it too cuz it was the most amazing thing he’d heard of. Most of these visits weren’t even recorded. They’re just nice people wanting to make children happy and it’s so pure. There was even a clip of Tom crying afterward but I’m glad it was cut off cuz I did feel like they were invading his privacy there. And honestly, even if more actors from different franchises started doing this for publicity I wouldn’t care cuz they’re still making these children happy and fulfilling their dreams.
😭😭😭😭😭
This doesn’t have anything to do with Game of Thrones, it’s just too pure.
Robb: I wanna be a drummer.
Theon: Why not be a lead singer?
Robb: Well you see, nobody knows who the drummer is, and they’re usually rich as shit.
Theon: There is others too, like the guitarists.
Robb: Yeah, but the drummer gets to sit down.
Modern AU
Cat: Are you high?
Arya: It’s not are you high, it’s ‘Hi, how are you?’