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idk

[adulthoodisokay]

Colleague: hey, what’s up with Nov 5th and Supernatural? seeing lots of chatter about it and I wasn’t here last year so any insights you have would be appreciated!

Me: okay so there is way too much context for this to type out in slack. have a minute to have a quick meeting so I can fill you in?

Colleague: sure, that would be great!

[jv]

One thing I love about Tumblr compared with other social media is how absurdly obsessed everyone around here is with random anniversaries. Something interesting happens on Tumblr? Someone’s make a post that goes viral? There is a funny discussion in the comments? Tumblr has a big outage? We have a new Tumblrversary! The coming years people will massively reblog stuff from that day wishing everyone else a happy <random> August 27th</random>.

[apodofasexuwhales]

On SLACK you did this on your WORK CHANNEL conceivably at WORK?????

[adulthoodisokay]

i work at [tumblr] lol

[leafiniwa]

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[etakeh]

NIGHTJARS

You heard me.  

Nightjars.

They are the BEST birds.  Don’t come at me with BUT CORVIDS y’all know Corvids aren’t birds, they’re magic.

Anyway.  Nightjars.  Why nightjars, you might ask.  Well let me tell  you why.

I’ve already told you about the Tawny Frogmouth

But there is also the Great Eared Nightjar

Pennant-winged Nightjar

Standard-winged Nightjar. Yes, those are part of its wings. No, I don’t know WTF.

This oddly shaped stump.  haha tricked you!  It’s a Tawny frogmouth and baby.

Lyretail Nightjar.  again, why.  again, no idea.

Australian owlet-nightjar

Swallowtail Nightjar.  Not so fancy?  look again. that mustache.

Not into cute mustaches on birds?

Tell that to this Sickle-winged Nightjar.  

Before it cuts you down with its badass wings.

Hey another stump - wait no it’s a FROGMOUTH

I’m not the first to have come to this conclusion.  

says right there.  BEST BIRD.

Ok whatever Indian Nightjar doesn’t care what you think about it.

If you don’t agree, you can sit over there and be wrong.

[itistimetodisappear]

Also they’re the evolutionary link between Swifts

And owls

And I just thought it was fun that, even though owls are birds of prey, they are more closely related to Swifts than hawks and eagles. And nightjars are the proof.

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[bandydear]

88% approval rating

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[assassinregrets]

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[sour-charity]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

[snarg]

[memewhore]

[punkrorschach]

the “i am from russia” was a warning

[hobohobgoblim]

I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we’re doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.

[ruffboi-mags]

the “i am from russia” was both a warning and a promise, and one that would weirdly put me at ease about the situation.

[surprisebitch]

how could you leave this in the tags

[amazoogle]

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

[bunjywunjy]

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

[re-peysi]

for context these are the poems

[bunjywunjy]

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

[bunjywunjy]

and COMING HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

[milotickle]

My i recommend the cat that ate the ball of yarn and all her kittens were born wearing sweaters? (Sorry i cant find it at the moment)

[hydro-homies]

[trashzy-deactivated20211214]

please watch this im losing it

[trashzy-deactivated20211214]

[kaczynskis-deactivated20210616]

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

[thunderon]

okay everyone this is what REAL allyship looks like

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

[fan-grell-411]

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone do a graph

[bemusedlybespectacled]

you rang?

[feral-bard]

I couldn’t resist

[project-fandom-leap]

This is the science I’m here for

[eelizabit]

More exquisite paintings by Stuart Dunkel

[eelizabit]

2021 addition :-)

[tikkety-tok]

Charge!

[impiusangelus]

The chicken knocking down the camera makes this 100% better

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

THE AIR BRIGADE

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it