crystal gems

[camalilium]

if anyone asks me where my sense of humor comes from im just gonna show them the 90s sailor moon dub

[bigeisamazing]

[gemini]

Oh my god

[crappyhomemadegifs]

[mrdaco]

My room mate found this 9-1-1 Emergency Education VHS and we watched it together. We seem to have the only record of its existence. And here’s a taste.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

I AM SCREAMING OMG

[mir-sims]

the sims 2 pets on nintendo DS was an unimaginable mistake

[knowledgeaspiration-deactivated]

i was going through my old blog to grab old files and saw this again and i need it on this blog so i can feel joy at any given second

[ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210]

[unclefather]

[creolesasuke]

And you'll never be her

[localtiktoks]

[madamslayyy]

How did- how did she discover she could do this?

[gnomequeen]

Its the little cup action that did it for me omg

[perfectblue7]

[becausebirds]

A perfect duet.

[thehotgirlproject]

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

[yesterdaysprint]

Douglas Island News, Alaska, November 15, 1918

[futureevilscientist]

Nothing like absolutely vIBING with people who lived 102 years ago

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[moestavern]

[officialnormfanblog]

stan lee obliterates rob liefeld in the name of thoughtful character design

(yes the rob liefeld)

[maximilianyearsbc]

Holy shit

[vivecguccibelt]

I’m genuinely surprised Rob let anyone else talk in this video

[louisandthedagger]

i want this song on spotify

[jaubaius]

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

[theraptorcage]

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

[sixpenceee]

This tabby cat embroidery took 50+ hours and thousands of tiny stitches            

Source             

[auroradragon1]

A true labor of  love! 

[radwolf76]

The real labor of love was keeping the cat out of the sewing basket.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[lilu-the-almighty]

Birds are amazing and i love every animal in this post

[celestial-uran]

I’m surprised @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses didn’t use a photo of a shoebill yawning…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big deal, i can do that too