fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[nesanica007]

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

[mad-hare]

He feet too big for he gotdam leg too big for he gotdam body too big for he gotdam head

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[tigerator]

i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku

[tigerator]

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[juicemold]

Hey I’m molbo

[tofob]

Hi molbo, can you leave?

[executed-deactivated20161004]

Just finished crying

[executed-deactivated20161004]

Crying again

[bunjywunjy]

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

[runcibility]

Being internet-shitpost-aware means that you know damn well that this post is a dread summoning spell

[novicecomics-personal]

[krystal-prisms]

Amazing how they still manage to be perfectly smooth while covered in literal teeth

[peachynaturalist]

[woodrider]

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

more like

[schrodingers-fyke]

A few very important needs

[schrodingers-fyke]

The tags on this are all people being like "I'm touch starved" "not the first one but the others yes" and "GOD thiS IS ME"

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[superkat500]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

[haiku-robot]

those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number Haiku Bot v2021.1~beta I make mistakes. I am buggy too. Sorry! | HAIKU BOT NO! Paypal | Patreon

[krystal-prisms]

Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

[haiku-robot]

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

[idekwhatthisbl0ggisanymore]

HAIKU BOT???

[the-17th-imagineer]

It’s gained sentience. Now it’s out for blood.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

animal named squarsh

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

im gonna tuch it

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

what u doin 2 me……………………………………………………………

[throwbackblr]

Evanescence - Going Under (2003)

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]