Agent "Labyrinth"

Shut up about the chair

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Survival, Concealment, Protection, Destruction, Education

This is a (gimmick?) blog about an agent of the GOC whose callsign is "Labyrinth". The year is 2130, but that's not important.

Agent "Labyrinth":

she/her

agent on GOC Strike Team "Pencil to Paper"

gets lost really easily (that's how she got her callsign)

born 05/26/2101 (29 years old)

absolutely despises all of the stereotypes thrown around at other organizations just because of That One Agent™ and the Chair™

aroace

Me (OOC):

she/her

tumblr user (stole her shoelaces from the president)

online persona, Mercy Jane Benson, comes from her Among Us username Prizemercy

born <CLASSIFIED LEVEL Q>

also absolutely despises all of the stereotypes thrown around at other organizations just because of That One Agent™ and the Chair™ (but still doesn't like how they literally lowered the average reality bender age to 8 once)

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Fictional entities classified under GOC codewords pt 3

1. The Death Note (Death Note): KTE-0846-Bosch-Karhu-Blackchild

KTE: Known Threat Entity

File #0846

Bosch: Eschatological (life/being) hazard

Karhu: Nomenclative (name) hazard

Blackchild: Made by a demi-deity

2. GLaDOS (Portal): KTE-6383-Blaecca-Blackwood-Portalfather

KTE: Known Threat Entity

File #6383

Blaecca: Computing machine

Blackwood: Used to be human (yes I know they put <SPOILER CLASSIFIED LEVEL Q> in there but there's no codeword for that, as I explained with the animatronics)

Portalfather: Leader of Aperture Laboratories:

Portal: Aperture Laboratories (made this up)

-father: Leader/creator of a group

[astrumaur]

Purple recolor of bloody pentagram and eyes dividers

Requested by: Anon

[neededtheyob]

@goc-agent-labyrinth

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Thanks, @neededtheyob!

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

GOC codenames for fictional characters pt 2

1. the_p.AI.nter (Roblox Pressure): PTE-7779-Velveteen-Blaecca-Moro

PTE: Potential Threat Entity

File #7779

Velveteen: Animate object

Blaecca: Computing machine

Moro: Human-made

2. The Guiding Light (Roblox Doors): NTE-7153-Cyan-Bice

NTE: Non-Threat Entity

File #7153 (I made that number up, no symbolism here)

Cyan: Spectral entity

Bice: Atypical and typical angels (yes i know it's an architect, there's no codeword for that)

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Fictional characters classified under GOC codewords

1. Sebastian Solace (Roblox Pressure): KTE-2613-Blackwood-Pink-Cetus

KTE: Known Threat Entity

File #2613

Blackwood: Used to be human

Pink: Human Hybrid

Cetus: Sea monster(ish character)

2. The Animatronics (FNaF): KTE-1987-Velveteen-Moro

KTE: Known Threat Entity

File #1987

Velveteen: Animate object (yes I know about the five missing children, I don't think there's a code word for "possessed by a ghost")

Moro: Human-made

[shandzii]

gaddamn

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Attention, all staff! KTE-2613-Blackwood-Pink-Cetus has escaped!

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

tfw you study years to be a licensed thaumaturge and you don't realize you've messed up every single one of the runes on the spell until it works perfectly as intended

[fetus2genius]

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

PARATHREAT DETECTED

[guidancerune]

merry fucken christmas heres your

PRESENT

[guidancerune]

this post from 4 years ago had less than 1000 notes yesterday. thank you all

[hauntedellie]

@cannibalcaprine

[cannibalcaprine]

MOTHERFUCKER

[m4gethecat]

@virtualgirladv whack

[virtualgirladvance]

what the fumk

[fleshengine]

Posts that TF2 Scout would make.

[real-ikea-bag]

@the-gimmick-hospital whack

[cute-smile--gimmick]

@real-british-empire

I’m sorry but I just keep finding them..

[real-british-empire]

It’s fine!

[meatierbunger]

@thegreatgeodo heres a fish

[scp-threats-is-back]

WHACK ALL OF YOU

[mercyjbenson]

@prizemercy-of-the-skeld whack

[prizemercy-of-the-skeld]

i was in the MIDDLE OF STARTING THE REACTOR

YOU MESSED IT UP

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

@brightshaw-shipper get whacked

[whumperofworlds]

Whump

[call-me-thaumiel]

Whump

[mercys-whump-blog]

Whump

[mercyjbenson]

Whump

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodnalkan]

Whump

[neededtheyob]

Whump

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Whump

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

every strike team has

Survival: protects the team from EVERYTHING

Concealment: keeps everything secret from everyone but the team

Protection: refuses to hurt any living parathreats

Destruction: refuses to not hurt any living parathreats

Education: corrects the team about EVERYTHING they get wrong and carries the PHYSICS manual EVERYWHERE

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[scp-threats-is-back]

@real-british-empire @real-british-empire @real-british-empire ARTIFACT

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Call an Assessment Team; we may have a parathreat on our hands.

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

Backlash

Newbie: Wait, the geometric things are to absorb backlash? I didn't know that. Labyrinth: How did you not know that? Newbie: I don't know. I don't remember ever even getting backlash from spells. Labyrinth: Are you sure you're a Type Blue?

[goc-agent-labyrinth]

The reason behind GOC nicknames for GOIs

Burnout (Prometheus Labs): They burnt out. They collapsed. They flopped.

Carcinoma (CI): it's a type of cancer that happens when the DNA of a cell gets messed up and the cell starts growing uncontrollably and getting worse for health

Kewpie (Foundation): A collectible baby doll that some people keep on their shelves and don't touch (like the Foundation does with some anomalies)

Kringle (Wondertainment): Kris Kringle. Santa Claus. Need I say more?

Lerna (Serpent's Hand): Based off the Lernaean Hydra (a chthonic many-headed snake). Unrelated, but Heracles (Hercules was the Roman version) killed it for Task #2.

Poe (Parawatch): Edgar Allan Poe wrote spooky stories about the paranormal and the supernatural, like Parawatch does.

Teresa (MCF): Mother Teresa founded this thing called the Missionaries of Charity, a religious group that got its start helping "the poorest of the poor" in the slums of Calcutta.

Warhol (AWCY?): Andy Warhol was an influential and controversial artist who's considered one of the most important artists of the 20th century. He made those paintings of the Campbell's Soup Cans.