Screams and Memes

I post and reblog stuff and memes. Enjoy your visit. AA/Bi/Male/29

[godzephose]

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[godzephose]

@whenreallifefails​ @nubetai​ @honoured-knight​ @jovosh​ @oppochi​ @nte10​ @thecaucasianfilipino​ @a-qualitystudentshark​ @talipoiss-blog​ @padded-puppy​

[godzephose]

@whenreallifefails​ @nubetai​ @honoured-knight​ @jovosh​ @oppochi​ @nte10​ @thecaucasianfilipino​ @a-qualitystudentshark​ @talipoiss-blog​ @padded-puppy​

[godzephose]

@whenreallifefails​ @nubetai​ @honoured-knight​ @jovosh​ @oppochi​ @nte10​ @thecaucasianfilipino​ @a-qualitystudentshark​ @talipoiss-blog​ @padded-puppy​

[godzephose]

@whenreallifefails​ @nubetai​ @honoured-knight​ @jovosh​ @oppochi​ @nte10​ @thecaucasianfilipino​ @a-qualitystudentshark​ @talipoiss-blog​ @padded-puppy​

[listenforthesteel-deactivated20]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

[paigeflip]

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

[skullshivers]

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

[morenamagia]

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

[gailsimone]

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

[kingfisherfaker-deactivated2014]

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

[coughedfeathers]

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

[chipthepunk-deactivated20200405]

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

[teenagerposts]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[probablyspacerpgideas]

not blog related, but I’m not an asshole

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

S I G N A L

B O O S T

[undying-sentinel]

keep your animal friends safe.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost

[probablychaoticgoodrpgideas]

I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t

[eggplantusiv]

Signal boost

[kylehasatumblr]

This applies to humans, too.

The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.

Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:(

keep your smol and furry friends safe <3

[thechaoticginger]

Keep our sweet innocent babies safe from these types of fuckers!!

[whatsaconsequence]

Why would anyone do that? Like…how can you be so cruel?? They will burn in hell

[bisexualcrabking-deactivated202]

Anyone who does this shit to innocent animals should choke on a fucking cactus while getting shat on by a cow

[anti-pedo-patrol]

What kind of sick fuck would want to harm innocent animals

[wishingforserendipity]

signal. boost.

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

i nearly cried reading this omg

[tech--romancer]

BOOST

[carudamon119]

[segadreamcatcher]

feed him

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

he is deciding

[funnygamememes]

When you’re playing spiderman and realize one of the buildings looks familiar😲

[hellbabyfromhell]

when im having a complete mental breakdown and i take  a break to watch a funny video

[nasa]

What is it like floating in space?

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

me checking your vibes before tomorrow

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

TIME TO CHECK YOUR VIBES TODAY ON THIS FINE FRIDAY

[missrandomdreamer]

[valtsv]

given that it's possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he's too small to be a threat, there's absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown's entire career.

[valtsv]

pennywise tries to attack a group of gen z kids but they all just film him on their phones and post the goofiest moments as a "pennywise cringe comp" on tiktok and it gets millions of views and comments within hours of publishing. the evil is defeated.

[valtsv]

someone writes a callout and uploads it to youtube and #PennywiseIsCancelled and #PennywiseIsOverParty immediately start trending on twitter

[valtsv]

pennywise: *logs in*

every gen z kid and millennial online: oh shit u guys penny wide is online!!! GET HIS ASS!!!

pennywise:

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[theanswertothequestion]

How come Americans are allowed to own anything and everything?

[kedreeva]

The real question is, what mortal can stop me

[coconuts-coco]

It got better

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[heckifiknowcomics]

[taptroupe]

A Bomp

[eternal-starry]

[ryanribbitys]

[beekirby]

[video-cakes-deactivated20190914]

[waloogy]

[rubberhosed]

family