a catto, or maybe a doggo

I try to write, but I usually end up procrastinating.

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini cat!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[brawltogethernow]

Coda

[liliumamor]

沖ノブ ※If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source!

[puppetbomb]

Happy PC release day!

Based on Sewing Circle where only Clive and children can see moogles (which, given the lack of interaction between Nektar and everyone else, is not completely implausible)

Also part 2:

[burnbrighterthanever]

My favourite thing about writing the Primarch Family Soap Opera is that they all take turns being the Reasonable One, because they each have one or two different aspects of a reasonable person. Sanguinius is the diplomat in a family that can't go three seconds without a shouting match. Angron correctly vibe-checked the Imperium as High Rider bullshit from day one and refuses to entertain arguments to the contrary. Jaghatai has critical thinking skills and the ability to fact-check information. Curze is genre-aware; he knows exactly where the story is going. Guilliman understands administration. Fulgrim understands logistics. Somewhere in his brain, heavily compartmentalized so he doesn't go completely insane, Corvus understands class theory. Magnus is the old "can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?" meme, but for getting psykers and mutants a human right or two. Vulkan really, really wants to be a nice person.

If you merged them all together like Captain Planet, you could probably get a single functional individual out of the lot of them!

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[santapau]

New Secret Knots comic, "The River". I hope you like it!

The Secret Knots comics are made possible by my patrons. Check out my pledge tiers if you'd like to be one of them.

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[studioxenith]

Naming help (Edit: Can't use Zahariel)

Which fits her best?

Adanora

Ysvanyl

Zahariel

Aethyriel

Other (comment a name suggestion)

Voting ended onMay 27

[owltxt]

thank u @myresin for morty request :)c

trying to figure this guy out and his physique and I'm nottt happy with it but hmmm yknow. based on that one sketched illustration of him from the lexicanum. Done on mixed media paper with 0.5 HB graphite in a mechanical pencil and an eraser.

more stuff bneath the cut!

he's also rly cute bald but- ik i'm biased ,, attacking him w/hair...

also here's a better pic of my notes + him looking dramatic again

[moringmark]

[kc5rings]

I really want Nymph’s sister to become playable for a lot of reasons, but chief among them is that the event she comes with has the potential to be hilarious

Like I want an entire event set in the Landship that’s all about what running an HR department for the circus that is Rhodes Island

On any given day you’re dealing with corralling multiple heads of state, powerful seasoned warriors, literal gods, interdimensional travelers, Ceobe and the fact that something like a fourth of the people Rhodes employs actively wants to kill someone else who works there

And it works

Thanks in no small part to the mysterious head of HR