Hey

Hey

[fieldtomatoes]

happy fall

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

never too early to start reblogging this

[missjonesie99]

^^^ well, Halloween candy was on shelves like 7/31 so this is right on time.

[spellbookbitch]

The middle right girl in the Asian one looks ready to throw hands I’m in love

[leigh-mccoy]

Please don’t wear sacred Native dress too

[adz]

no caption can possibly make this funnier

[soulsingerinasessionband]

happy birthday ole worm

[adz]

happy birthday ole worm

[frigbob]

[elodieunderglass]

They did indeed have feet

[podencos]

I want to spend money on clothes. And float in the ocean. And get a big fat kiss on the lips. And climb a tree. Only interact if you want these things too

[andromeda40002019]

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

[doppelgender]

the clunk wrote this

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[valtsv]

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

[valtsv]

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

[lovegorou]

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

[valtsv]

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

[thatisjacob]

Telekinetic battle

[orbem]

he‘s losing

[macaronicowgurl]

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[diarygirls]

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

you put it into words

[destroyallastro-men]

what a fucking drama queen

[anxietyproblem]

[polarbear-phil]

It’s too early to drag me like this

[dimmadarn]

the SCP vending machine does not get nearly enough love and it’s my absolute favorite

[dimmadarn]

how can you not love this

[dimmadarn]

i mean really

[aurelianpen]

How could you forget all the shenanigans with them doing the coin on a string trick, it goes from trying to kill them to just fucking with them in return

[brunhiddensmusings]

infinitely supperior to the numerous SCP stabby mc teleports behind you

[catchymemes]

[gojjo]

Chainsaw Man PV 

[zim-kinnie]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

[zim-kinnie]

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

[skyheartstar13]

It’s true and you should say it.

[zim-kinnie]

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

[shipping-is-life-1-0-1]

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

[zim-kinnie]

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

[shimmedmilk]

you mean, like, ня?

[aveture]

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

[zim-kinnie]

ня

[verminviscount]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

[zim-kinnie]

НЯ

[degenerate-perturbation]

НЯ

[give-fnc-chocolate]

[zicygomar]

[exvind]

OH. GOD.

[lizord-lord]

THATS SO FUNNY

[doubleca5t]

believe it or not i got my dick sucked because of that one tweet you did today

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

[doubleca5t]

Got some more asks after this one saying the same thing. Suck her dick sunday strikes again.

[doubleca5t]

[bella-foreva]

[goweninsane]

Fixed it for you