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Howdy! I'm Maddie. My goth monster blog is vaguely-impish. She/Her/He/Him, lesbian, and so, so full of shit. Licensed Gemini.

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[grimeclown]

Oh my god I hope not

[reefs0-archive]

[furcoat]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*pauses mid-sentence as the little hamster that lives in my brain abruptly gets off the hamster wheel to go drink water from it's little upside down water bottle*

[eldritch-horror-in-a-fursuit]

*Stops mid action as the cat controlling my actions via a keyboard Bluetooth connected to my brain has a long stretch*

[amateur-artist]

*grinds to a hault mid thought as the crow picking words to say from a bowl notices something shiny in the corner of my head room*

[maykitz]

my mother observing birds using the bird feeders she put up for them:

[maykitz]

[champagnepuppies]

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

[kimreesesdaughter]

I don’t have food stamps but I need to know how to eat well for $4/day. Thank you for this.

[dustspeck-deactivated20190423]

HOLY SHIT 

[scum2000]

This cookbook is really amazing. I’ve used a couple of the recipes and they are so easy to follow. And in the beginning there are a bunch of really great tips for saving on food stuff.

[queerdo-mcjewface]

Here is a working link for the cookbook.

[drella]

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

[drella]

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

[yourfavewouldntfuckyou]

All Italians wouldn’t fuck you!

[lotusthrower]

mamma mia we hate your pussy

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is my first rodeo actually. What do you call this one? "Horse" huh? Fascinating

[literallyaflame]

not to hop in on the Hottest Discourse but:

age gaps aren’t inherently bad between adults, but they are incredibly suspect in instances where one party has significantly more agency and experience due to their age. a thirty year old dating a forty year old, for instance, isn’t all that big a deal. but an eighteen year old should be VERY suspicious of a thirty year old wanting to get with them. they’ve had twelve years to establish themselves as an adult. an eighteen year old has had maybe a few months to do so.

i’m saying this as a person who briefly dated a thirty year old at age 19 (it wasn’t good lol), and also as a person with happily married parents who have a 12 year age gap. the difference is that my mom was in her thirties when she met my dad; she’d had plenty of time to find a career and a name for herself in the world.

stay safe, love urself, try to make good decisions but don’t beat yourself up if you’ve ever been the victim of an unbalanced or abusive relationship

[rednightmare18]

I need yall to understand that healthy 30 year olds look at 19-year-olds and see kids. Not in a demeaning way – but in a way that automatically removes that 19-year-old from romantic consideration. And even if you “look very mature for your age,” a healthy 30 year old will learn you are 19 and back out of that crush at 90 mph no matter how good your contour game is.

[phantomthread2017]

normalize not normalizing anything. Everything is weird and you are all freaks

[evilchrispine]

instead of saying hey queen/king can we start saying “yes chef” like in hell’s kitchen

[amygdalae]

Hm. *debunks you*

[amygdalae]

Grrrr... >:(

[ngrogu]

[sexysilverstrider]

pokemon brilliant diamond and shining pearl characters exiting cutscenes and battles

[ahivemindoftwelvecati]

I feel like we always see parents who are 100% super supportive allies, or parents who are horrible and cruel.  At least in media or in the most popular stories.  But I feel like that ignores just how many people have parents where you just have no idea?  And even if you think they’ll accept you on a surface level, you don’t know if they have a breaking point.  Especially if you need to go on hrt, or request they change the way they think about and refer to you.  Sure they’re liberal and all, or centrists, or “tolerant”, but how far does that stretch?

I think most closeted LGBT+ kids live like this, wading around in the grey area.  I’d like it of more of us knew that was normal, I’d like if we talked about it more.

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[villaincousland]

(y/n), (y/n), (y/n), (y/n)

I'm begging of you please don't take my man