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archived on 2009-04-28 09:21:52

dillusion-art

- Nona loves the beach.

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regging

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

thegroovyarchives

80′s Micromeals Microwave-Shaped Recipe Card Box with Recipe Cards (via: etsy)

hungwy

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

teaboot

being cosmically insignificant is literally SO good it's like being a nepo hire in a fake position in charge of nothing like u can literally just enjoy a strawberry

starkwoes

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

anthraxofeffervescence

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

anthraxofeffervescence

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

bloodyraven1001

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

ariaste

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

horizon-penblade

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

i-am-a-fish

I want to do that thing caterpillars do with the coccoon. I don't even want to come out different I just want to lay down and be warm

one-very-small-dragon

they turn into goo inside their cocoon:)

i-am-a-fish

it probably feels awesome

saintlanayru

I love how the ensemble say 'poor old Judas' as if he's a fucking dog, like poor old yeller. It just makes him more of a sopping wet character.

vrabia

#in swedish christ superstar they say “så ja judas.....” which translates to “there there judas”. (@wondersmith-and-sons)

nevrmoia

in this way, i became "full" of the pain that makes one invisible to another, and i thereby understood that kind of warmth an unlovable girl could obtain.