there’s nothing wrong with me btw.

randy || 20 || ⚢ || i am my own target audience

[lakevida]

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking

[gorillos]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses reduced by 90%

[gorillos]

pop smoke’s ghost should release the hollywoo album when he’s done haunting and slaying me

[rollforbraincells]

now that i’m fully vaccinated i can return to rolling dice by putting them fully into my mouth and spitting them back onto the table

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

android users think they’re like communists or something

[badassdemonsword]

Literally me when i listen to rock music

[untiloblivions]

girls who are boyfriends need to unionize

[mellie5ever]

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

[shittybusdriver]

do you allow murder on the bus or do we have to wait until we can get off

depends.

[goodbusdriver]

not even close to the correct answer

[mediocrebusdriver]

Bodily harm I think is ok

[viciousmeme]

[company]

this is like. so ridiculous and next level. i love it

[bathroomcube]

if i saw this guy walking down the street i'd start sucking him off right then and there

[spoogliedoo]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"

[pissvortex]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This

[viciousmeme]

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:

[lets-talk-about-sects]

i’m sorry what the FUCK does this mean

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

suck my balls through my huge cargo shorts