[rollforbraincells]

Tag pin :/

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[rollforbraincells]

It’s crazy how At the Mountains of Dadness can fit right into the plot of Minions and Monsters. Like really well.

[deerprynce]

has anyone done this yet

[starcatmoondog]

i woke up to my mom knocking on my door. “get up and meet me in the kitchen” she said, a cigarette limply dangling between her teeth. i got up and threw my brown hair into a messy bun and went downstairs. “pack your things” she said “im selling you for more cigarette money.” “to who?” i asked. suddenly the doorbell rang. i opened the door and saw five people blocking my way. one of them was a woman and she stepped forward and said “my name is beth may and we’re your new owners.” “ew aren’t you those dungeons and daddies people? there’s no way im going with you” i said. anthony burch then took out his gun and he shot me he fucking shot me

[rollforbraincells]

Yeah okay

[rollforbraincells]

favorite word?

this is such a great question! my fiancé said his is ‘aesthetic.’ i think a runner up for me is ‘serendipitous’ but my favorite is probably ‘boondock’ or ‘boondocking’ which comes from the filipino language, tagalog, ‘bundok’ meaning mountain

ty for this ask! normal i get… 👀 bots…

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[themboots]

[commander-ledi]

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

[creative-anchorage]

[clovercaprine]

lets roll up with mama

[escuerzoresucitado]

[animentality]

[rollforbraincells]

fiancé and i just finished mouthwashing and im showing him fan art and he just said that curly looks like the gijinka of lightning mcqueen

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[mr-oldman-appreciator]

You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person

[rollforbraincells]

just remembered that zach reino and c*lleen b*llinger went to high school together

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.